dailymail.co.uk — The UK Nationa Health Service is telling pupils they have a 'right' to an enjoyable sex life in a leaflet being sent to schools. It encourages them to consider an 'orgasm a day' as a way reduce the risk of heart attacks and stroke. And if they can't get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation!
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Closed AccountJul 14, 2009
It would have motivated me to try harder to get into National Honors Society...
kitsuaJul 14, 2009
Some parents would object to schools telling children to eat healthily and teaching them evolution too, but we ignore them, as we should.
dknybbrzJul 15, 2009
But if I cut back (to 1 a day) I'll go through withdraw...
Closed AccountJul 15, 2009
Do we get extra credit for that?
rentoJul 16, 2009
Giggedy
Closed AccountJul 21, 2009
Unless you're into auto-erotic-asphyxiation, in which case you're more likely to have a heart attack.
davemckeeatbftJul 21, 2009
If Steve Slack (what an appropriate name!) were to deliver one of those "flyers of his" to my daughter - he would find that flyer shoved up where the sun don't shine, and he would not be having any more "orgasms" ever again - if you get my drift. Hopefully, one of the fathers of a now pregnant daughter will take Mr. Slack out back and "Teach him some sense". What an utter piece of human garbage.
phlogistonJul 21, 2009
Didn't Shakespeare call an orgasm a little death?? Would a little death be better than a big one??
gakboiJul 31, 2009
i thought losing troops in iraq was a good thing??? if they're not messed in the head already when they go there they sure are when they come back. Would you leave you child in the care of someone who has killed many men, woman and children?
suricouJul 31, 2009
Nice quote, but did he produce any statistical evidence to back it up? I can't think of any governments which permitted creat sexual freedom and minimal political freedom, or vice versa.