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i don't like pancakes, and i like science, too. i would have liked that biologist.there's something wrong with a 27-year-old gorgeous woman who's too "shy" to have good dates when 50 men are busting down her door. i'm thinking she has the brainpower of a parakeet?
alen3kAug 12, 2007
tl'dr
shadow6363Aug 12, 2007
I think she may actually be the bottom half of the first two photos with the guy's face put on top.
alteredAug 12, 2007
Buried, motherf**ker!
queenstarshaAug 12, 2007
i don't like pancakes, and i like science, too. i would have liked that biologist.there's something wrong with a 27-year-old gorgeous woman who's too "shy" to have good dates when 50 men are busting down her door. i'm thinking she has the brainpower of a parakeet?
resplenceAug 13, 2007
Exactly."I'm a geek, but a cool geek because I use a Mac,"NEXT
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