theonion.com — Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist and SeaWorld main attraction Michael Phelps returned to his seven-million-gallon water tank Wednesday to resume his normal schedule of performing in six shows a day for marine park crowds every day of the week.
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kjloweAug 22, 2008
awesome. well done.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2008
All that happened for America in Beijing my friend.There's a guy whose going by the name of Usain Bolt who might just be the greatest sprinter of all time performing. ....in case you're interested
wickedsporkAug 22, 2008
why do people think the onion is funny
nitramf82Aug 22, 2008
He's in the news so much because he won 8 Gold Medals in a single Olympics, and one of the greatest stories of the games so far. He's the most decorated Olympian in the hundred+ year history of the modern games. This isn't the type of story that goes away in a day or two.I think you're trying too hard to spin negativity about America in every one of your posts. Any good points you have are undermined by idiotic garbage like this.
smendlerAug 25, 2008
Not Aquaman!<a class="user" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Namor">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Namor</a>
theother1Aug 26, 2008
Are you from Alabama?
modirebikarAug 27, 2008
maybe his mother live in water too and one day a fish go to her .....(censored!)