huffingtonpost.com — "I couldn't have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you."
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bigtizzleMar 30, 2009
f**k all of you. Derailing what could've been an epic Jim Croce thread should be punishable by stoning.
danthepainterMar 30, 2009
Stoning? Everybody must get stoned.
professorg2Mar 30, 2009
It probably is a fake, but even Obama, I believe, deep down in his heart agrees with his biggest fans about legalizing weed. Don't believe me, just check this out!<a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA0TTfqFZg8" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA0TTfqFZg8</a>
dpdish12Mar 30, 2009
It's satire you retard.
secrityMar 30, 2009
Although I don't know that they would want to, why would it be bad for these "drug lords" to compete in the marketplace to legally sell drugs?
camperbobMar 30, 2009
It wouldn't be bad in itself, or even unusual. I wonder how many Diggers are familiar with how the Kennedys got their start in American public life?
Closed AccountApr 3, 2009
He should also thank all the stupid people for throwing their lives and life savings and other peoples money away just for a cheap thrill.
kosomoApr 9, 2009
A truly great piece of satire manages to both offend and inspire at the same time. Awesome.
lostmessiahApr 12, 2009
By falling into a vat of chemicals in a playing card factory?
johnnysoftwareJul 13, 2009
Yeah, and morticians make out either way - don't they?