timesonline.co.uk — IF the predatory molls and purse-snatching lassies in the next Pirates of the Caribbean blockbuster seem a little deflated compared with their swashbuckling predecessors, blame it on Walt Disney’s new ban on actresses with artificial enhancements.
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mwtappMar 21, 2010
FTA: The film-makers warn that there will be a “show and tell” day with costume designers where potential actresses will be expected to run — a venerable Hollywood test to detect false breasts, which move less freely than the real thing during action sequences.Note to self: Change career path and become a Hollywood costume designer.
kronos6948Mar 22, 2010
Imagine...Gianna Michaels as Snow White, Ines Cudna as Sleeping Beauty...so many possibilities!
cfuseMar 22, 2010
Don't worry. They'll be plenty of chicks getting the fat vacuum off their asses and pumped into their chests. Problem solved.
asym79Mar 22, 2010
FTA: "In Hollywood movies, where everything else is false, nothing is more valued than natural beauty."Isn't that true of real life as well?
nereus90Mar 22, 2010
I think it only applies to this movie. I could be wrong but I got the impression that it wasn't a policy for the whole company or anything.
sremickMar 22, 2010
What's wrong with bucking the trend that has brainwashed men (and obviously women) into thinking that big breasts are necessary?There's nothing wrong with what you have, and plenty of famous people (including actresses) are no bigger than "B". I'm in the camp that finds fake (as well as huge) to be extremely unattractive. Also unattractive is the mind that wants to slice open their bodies and shove plastic and jelly inside in order to be "pretty".
alwilsonMar 22, 2010
I'll take breasts any way I can get them.
creationismlolMar 22, 2010
Let's just say that if she sat on my face, I wouldn't call for help.
chijim70Mar 22, 2010
Fake boobs are gross always...
socialstacyMar 22, 2010
Awesome idea but good luck trying to find female actresses in la that do not have fake boobs. I hope this trend catches on.
trendlessMar 25, 2010
I just wanna know how they're gonna enforce it... kinda sounds like an excuse for a bunch of dirty old men (et al) to get their hands on every pair of nubile breasts that pass through the doors at Mouse HQ -- "Yep, those definitely feel real."
brumbarMar 27, 2010
Truly worth a Thumbs up!