zeropaid.com— Criticizes the MPAA for following in the RIAA's footsteps and targeting file-sharing customers instead of "investing in a positive message" like "the fun of going to the movies.
Aug 6, 2008View in Crawl 4
"What do you mean we're still making money?" asks the MPAA"Well the Dark Knight has made $400,000,000.00 in 18 days in the US alone" responds the voice of reason."But people are copying it and camming it and taking away our money!" whines the MPAA."Breaking Box Office records not good enough for you?""Do you have any idea how much it now costs to snort coke of the ass of a midget hooker these days?" "I, ahhh, well, I never," the voice of the real world stammers in shock"I mean for gods sake, next you'll be saying that if we made better movies we'd make more money," cries the MPAA, "do you know how hard that is when you cant remember your name or where you left the lube and the goat?"Silence follows as Reality leaves on the train, while the MPAA is left at the platform.........
zarvenshaAug 7, 2008
"What do you mean we're still making money?" asks the MPAA"Well the Dark Knight has made $400,000,000.00 in 18 days in the US alone" responds the voice of reason."But people are copying it and camming it and taking away our money!" whines the MPAA."Breaking Box Office records not good enough for you?""Do you have any idea how much it now costs to snort coke of the ass of a midget hooker these days?" "I, ahhh, well, I never," the voice of the real world stammers in shock"I mean for gods sake, next you'll be saying that if we made better movies we'd make more money," cries the MPAA, "do you know how hard that is when you cant remember your name or where you left the lube and the goat?"Silence follows as Reality leaves on the train, while the MPAA is left at the platform.........