ananova.com — A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products. Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking ?26,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.
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rwshillingNov 2, 2009
I personally don't see how Lynx didn't see this lawsuit coming in the first place :PIt like how McDonalds got sued ages ago for not having "caution HOT" written on the pie packets.Maybe in a couple of months every Lynx/Axe can will have a disclaimer on the bottom of the can "Caution: Lynx may not attract desired woman"...Maybe
chetoflepNov 2, 2009
Everyone has AIDS!AIDS AIDS AIDS!AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS! Everyone has AIDS!And so this is the end of our storyAnd everyone is dead from AIDS It took from me my best friendMy only true palMy only bright star (he died of AIDS)Well I'm gonna march on WashingtonLead the fight and charge the brigadesThere's a hero inside of all of usI'll make them see everyone has AIDSMy father (AIDS!)My sister (AIDS!)My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!) The gays and the straightsAnd the white and the spadesEveryone has AIDS! My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)We gotta break down these baricades, everyone hasAIDS! x 20
whipnetNov 2, 2009
...women*
whipnetNov 2, 2009
His AXE didn't have the "HOT" on the side. SUE,SUE,SUE
ryudeshiNov 17, 2009
They've done studies. 60% of the time, it works every time.
gamemonkeyNov 17, 2009
Nah they usually settle...this is an extremely retarded lawsuit though. I'm pretty sure it would be thrown out here, but then again I'm constantly being surprised by stupidity in this country.
xbrandNov 24, 2009
I have been drinking it for years, and and still no girlfriend... a pretty good buzz though.