dailytelegraph.com.au— A man who claims he is being targeted by extraterrestrials after a series of meteorite strikes on his house has now been hit by a sixth space rock in the space of a few years.
Jul 28, 2010View in Crawl 4
This is amazing as since 1992 there has only been one meteorite recorded landing in the whole of the UK (UK is almost 5 times the area of Bosnia) and that was last week:
Seriously, the odds of a being hit by a meteor only once in your life are about the same as being a famous rock star once in your life. Imagine being a famous rock star six lifetimes in a row. Once again...
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby!
evange106Jul 28, 2010
Makes sense to me.
himeyJul 28, 2010
I'm calling Shenanigans on him.
londonflareJul 28, 2010
This is amazing as since 1992 there has only been one meteorite recorded landing in the whole of the UK (UK is almost 5 times the area of Bosnia) and that was last week:
Source: http://digg.com/d31Y02o (on digg a couple of days ago)
dannylewisJul 28, 2010
Damn alien teenagers! Stop throwing rocks at my house!
ghostsniper132Jul 28, 2010
the aliens must have created new weapons - I.C.B.R.'s --Intercontinental ballistic rocks
supercrackerJul 28, 2010
I SMELL BULLs**t!!!
Seriously, the odds of a being hit by a meteor only once in your life are about the same as being a famous rock star once in your life. Imagine being a famous rock star six lifetimes in a row. Once again...
I SMELL BULLs**t!!!
hermmunsterJul 28, 2010
Seems fake to me. If it were true he should recognize that those are valuable.
beabisJul 28, 2010
If it wasn't true they wouldn't let them put it on the internet.
drewfusbJul 28, 2010
best to blame aliens than realize that God really just hates you that much.
matt3000Jul 28, 2010
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby!
penclnckJul 28, 2010
Damn alien kids tossing rocks at my house.... GET OFF MY LAWN!
ninhJul 28, 2010
I suspect he upset a neighbor who happens to be an astronomer with a collection of nice asteroid rocks to pelt over the fence when he's upset.
yage2006Jul 28, 2010
Total Bulls**t. /Buried for dailyfail.
s10stealthJul 28, 2010
psst... Turn OFF the electromagnet.
bunnypantsJul 28, 2010
I blame Xur and the Kodan Armada!
falconearJul 29, 2010
It's those damned space bugs! I'm from Beunos Aires and I say KILL EM ALL!!