theonion.com — Henry Leighty, a 32-year-old Arizona native and insurance claims adjuster, reportedly had such a huge crush on his girlfriend, Stacy Tompkins, 29, that he just had to marry her in a small ceremony Sunday which he totally dreams about every night when he goes to bed.
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philodygmnJun 10, 2008
File with one of my favorite Man on the Street features ever, about a gay bishop: "Isn't caring about all that God stuff kind of gay anyway?"<a class="user" href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38051">http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38051</a>The more macho and brittle your morals, the more vulnerable and weak you really are."The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers." -- Princess Leah, "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope"
berryhillJun 10, 2008
How many times are you guys checking and re-checking the spelling on your comments right now?
themimeJun 11, 2008
No, your mom is a stupid comment.
stevealfordJun 11, 2008
Maddox just complained about other people being narcissistic...
jalhJun 11, 2008
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bradkovachJun 12, 2008
First comes love... Then comes marriage... Then come the baby in the baby carriage!I see no "hate" in that age-old love mantra.
reddevildJun 16, 2008
ALL ABOARD THE FAIL BOAT
kwipperJul 1, 2008
Even for the onion.. this is a retarded article.
mtrstoreApr 12, 2012
mtrstoreApr 12, 2012
Hey guys, which one of you like this kind of girlfriend?
http://on.fb.me/IhIInx
I guess someone will like this :P