He already had kids, you moron. I apologize, as you have clearly just reworded the same statement that myriad other comments have expressed, but your was the last one I could stomach reading. Honestly, read the article, and try to apply some of *that* information to a witty quip, rather than ignoring key points to formulate humor.
I wholeheartedly agree! He isn't a fanboy, he is a little bitch boy! "Out of budget," "Wife's orders," "Commander in Chief." Hell, I fully expected him to be bitch-slapped any minute. Wow, what a f**king loser.
YOU CAN'T PREDICT THE FUTURE IDIOT! He gave up the ability to procreate partly to get a shiny gadget right now as opposed to later, WITH HIS OWN f**kING MONEY! Only a twenty something fool would do something that stupid. What if he gets divorced? Loses custody of the children and he wants to remarry and have more children with his new wife? The children die in an accident? The current wife is probably thinking, "What a moron, I got him under lock and key now and I can have sex whenever I feel like it without having to worry about getting pregnant."
mewhocorruptsAug 3, 2007
He already had kids, you moron. I apologize, as you have clearly just reworded the same statement that myriad other comments have expressed, but your was the last one I could stomach reading. Honestly, read the article, and try to apply some of *that* information to a witty quip, rather than ignoring key points to formulate humor.
purpleheliumAug 4, 2007
at least he'll save lots of money on stripper bills
link459Aug 4, 2007
Wow... moron.
encognitoAug 4, 2007
I wholeheartedly agree! He isn't a fanboy, he is a little bitch boy! "Out of budget," "Wife's orders," "Commander in Chief." Hell, I fully expected him to be bitch-slapped any minute. Wow, what a f**king loser.
encognitoAug 4, 2007
YOU CAN'T PREDICT THE FUTURE IDIOT! He gave up the ability to procreate partly to get a shiny gadget right now as opposed to later, WITH HIS OWN f**kING MONEY! Only a twenty something fool would do something that stupid. What if he gets divorced? Loses custody of the children and he wants to remarry and have more children with his new wife? The children die in an accident? The current wife is probably thinking, "What a moron, I got him under lock and key now and I can have sex whenever I feel like it without having to worry about getting pregnant."
coronavegasAug 4, 2007
somebody without a criminal record....
micromauseAug 4, 2007
Better title: "Man Cuts Off Balls For Apple". Idiot.
jladd5Aug 6, 2007
Wow. He must have REALLY wanted a iPhone.
sol2006Aug 7, 2007
True - sry, bad wording on my part.