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specimen7Jul 28, 2010
"the Iranian president accused the octopus of spreading "western propaganda and superstition." How's it feel to be less intelligent than a f**king octopus.
kaynesanJul 28, 2010
what's the big fuss about this octupus anywALL GLORY TO PAUL!!!
joejitsuJul 28, 2010
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a symbol of all that is wrong with the Islamic world.
thanatosstJul 28, 2010
It's not limited to just the Islamic world, people like him are what's wrong with the whole world.
jantikJul 28, 2010
Ahmadinejad and Reason are mutually exclusive.
neutron7Jul 28, 2010
This is what happens to people who are deprived of bacon.
seanaybJul 28, 2010
Gotta distract people from your nuclear ambitions somehow, I guess...
kornbred79Jul 28, 2010
Why do Western media outlets continue to give this guy any attention?
They do realize he wields about as much power in Iran as Queen Elizabeth wields in England.
knotcreativeJul 28, 2010
Could someone forge a photo of Paul predicting that Ahmadinejad does not have a very good sense of humor?
dr4hc1rJul 28, 2010
1. Stupid Iranians. 2. How can you blame a f**king OCTOPUS for spreading "propaganda". 3. Stupid Iranian. 4. Paul the Octopus is worth more than Iran. 5. f**k YOU IRANIANS. 6. Don't like 'em.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
cajungator3Jul 28, 2010
I may not like the World Cup but I'll be damned if you f**k with Paul!!
calderaJul 28, 2010
"Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values,"
Ohhhhh, I get it.
This just in: Iranian leader defines human perfection as not getting jokes, treating women like s**t. News at 11.
quaxonJul 28, 2010
"Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values,"
yet those who believe in ancient fairy tales and imaginary friends can?
thebaconJul 28, 2010
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
trickster89Jul 28, 2010
Holy S*** dudes.... This guy is F***ing crazy.... Im terrified this man is the leader of a country
fai123Jul 28, 2010
At first glance at the picture of the article, I thought Mahmoud was flipping Paul the bird
fai123Jul 28, 2010
At first glance at the picture from the article, I thought Mahmoud was flipping Paul the bird
Closed AccountJul 28, 2010
how can a guy who takes time out of his day to genuinely criticize a so-called "clairvoyant octupus" actually take himself seriously???
nmatrix9Jul 28, 2010
However, the Iranian president accused the octopus of spreading "western propaganda and superstition."
Of course! Because his 1400 year superstitious bullsh** is superior to the West's superstitious bullsh**.
"Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values," he said.
Ah yes to achieve "human perfection" you must stone your women to death. "in the love of all sacred values".
WTF are their sacred values again?
- Hang homosexuals
- Stone women to death on flimsy accusations
- Wipe ass with left hand
- Don't piss off God (Cause he's a very emotional guy you know).
catvllvsJul 28, 2010
Hands up who wants to live in Iran?
Hands up who wants to live in the decadent west?
I thought so.
falconearJul 29, 2010
Note to achmacrazyjod's translators: You can't just tell him what we're saying, you have to give him the subtext of it!
zcarpJul 29, 2010
I honestly thought this was the Onion. That said, f**k this guy.
neandergalJul 31, 2010
What unlike the superstitious nonsense of religious belief? What's the difference Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? STFU and leave Paul alone! Let us pray that Paul raises all 8 tentacles to the Iranian Leader in an almighty f**k You!
neandergalJul 31, 2010
Paul accused of ""western propaganda and superstition"? What unlike the superstitious nonsense of religious belief? What's the difference Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? STFU and leave Paul alone! Let us pray that Paul raises all 8 tentacles to the Iranian Leader in an almighty f**k You!