aolnews.com — The "ninja" yelled at the victim and told him he was on "private property." A brief physical altercation ensued, during which the teen withdrew a machete from a sheath attached to his back. The teen then "swung the machete at the victim," striking him above the right eye.
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dvazgirdMay 1, 2010
The kid that got cut will have a cool scar above his right eye and people are going to ask him where he got it. He can answer proudly that he survived a ninja attack.
ilikedemoonMay 1, 2010
who's candlejack?
bracomadarMay 1, 2010
I'm so gonna start writing the future horror classic, "Ninja of the Woods".
erkokiteMay 2, 2010
And they don't flee into nearby houses. They disappear.
reccaoconnorMay 2, 2010
Oh, what I wouldn't give to be able to legitimately tell the police that a ninja had attacked me in the woods.
evlgyMay 2, 2010
naa just to say whats on my mind at the time. i don't censer myself
menosdabearMay 5, 2010
dear parents,Homeschooling = ruining your child's life