theonion.com — WEST PALM BEACH, FL—While ferociously laying into what he calls the "liberal jihad against the flat tax," conservative pundit and talk radio host Rush Limbaugh dislodged his shirt from the waistband of his pants
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frankyfan3Mar 30, 2009
@ jowoosterI have formulated my ever evolving opinions of the world based on a number of personal experiences, outside input, and yes, that includes exposure to popular culture.Rush is not only a disgusting person because he's fat. His fatness is just a visual representation of his inability to connect with human beings on any meaningful level. Obviously, not all fat people are disconnected fascist drug addicted slobs with no internal moral compass. Nobody said they were.Buddha, the statue, is fat, in some cases. I don't know how you can state without question that "Buddha was fat".... have you ever read the story of Siddhartha?This is a f**king ONION article. WTF are you getting so worked up about?It's not like this cartoon or anything:<a class="user" href="http://current.com/items/89924355/supernews_episode_2_return_of_the_jabba.htm" rel="nofollow">http://current.com/items/89924355/supernews_episod ...</a>
feignnuMar 30, 2009
Goddamnit. I clicked on this really hoping it was going to be real. Way to ruin my day, digg.
kurttrailMar 30, 2009
You know how some people watch cars going around making only left turns hoping for a big crash (NASCAR)?The same thing with Rush, Hannity, Beck, O'Reilly. We watch them go round & round & round until they crash, and hilarity ensues. "What this says to me is that too many whites are getting away with drug use. Too many whites are getting away with drug sales. Too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because we're not putting others in jail who are breaking the law. The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too."-- Rush Limbaugh show, Oct. 5, 1995
blaydcorMar 31, 2009
A big one
Closed AccountMar 31, 2009
@ Frankyfan and kurttrail:If you do a radio show 5 days a week, 3 hours a day, you're going to have a few quotes that look really juicy when taken out of context...that's the best you can do?
daisyfuckApr 13, 2009
Just threw up in my mouth a little. More, more, more~