alternativereel.com— "Beer is not a good c**ktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don?t know where the bathroom is." --Billy Carter
Mar 4, 2007View in Crawl 4
f**k YOU ZAIBATSU, f**k YOU WITH A SPIKED BUTTPLUG!You f**king spoiled an episode I had been looking forward to for months. /buried/blocked/hopefully banned
gafflesnipeMar 4, 2007
"A productive drunk is the bane of moralists." - Priceless.
slamshutMar 5, 2007
I don't care what the people are thinkin'--I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'.-Albert Collins
trogdor282Mar 5, 2007
I was at a party and this chick said, "I DRANK 1000 BEERS!" and then fell through a screen door into a pool. Classic.
sdcarterMar 5, 2007
"You're still drunk? Then I'm still sexy." - Sean D. Carter
agretMar 5, 2007
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." -- Catherine Zandonella<a class="user" href="http://www.google.com/search?q=Time+is+never+wasted+when+you%27re+wasted+all+the+time">http://www.google.com/search?q=Time+is+never+wasted+when+you%27re+wasted+all+the+time</a>
peltsiMar 5, 2007
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatrasome more quotes:<a class="user" href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Alcohol">http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Alcohol</a>
friedcalamariMar 5, 2007
Beer! It's the reason I get up in the afternoon!
Closed AccountMar 7, 2007
f**k YOU ZAIBATSU, f**k YOU WITH A SPIKED BUTTPLUG!You f**king spoiled an episode I had been looking forward to for months. /buried/blocked/hopefully banned