filmschoolrejects.com — Jurassic Park IV is going to be about a government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes. This is dangerously close to Dr. Evil’s “sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.”
Aug 15, 2007 View in Crawl 4
dokbeast7Aug 16, 2007
Ok, as absolutely gay as this idea sounds, i have a bizzare but powerful urge to see it.
frnnkdlxxAug 16, 2007
That's exactly how they disappeared last time...
pureeviljesterAug 16, 2007
how long could it be?Snakes foundstop trainget off
lrf2005Aug 16, 2007
See the quote above.
randomprophitAug 16, 2007
I can't wait. I'm going to be counting down the days until release like I counted down the days till Bewitched starring Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman
Closed AccountAug 16, 2007
<a class="user" href="http://xkcd.com/87/">http://xkcd.com/87/</a>Guns was just the next logical step to a velociraptor-led human massacre.
wcurryAug 16, 2007
As funny as this script is, I have to chime in that Jurassic Park 3 was already horrible, and 1 wasn't even good once you exclude the special effects.
zyphronAug 17, 2007
So's your face!