So let's see, in 120 hours, Jack has killed 136 people, died for his country twice and lived to tell about it, and saved the world 5 times . . . .What the f**k have you done with your life?What did Jack Bauer name his cat?Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is a pussy.And let's face it: the only reason any of us is conscious right now is because Jack Bauer is too tired to carry any of us.
Don't read 4815162342's post right below me if you have not seen anymore episodes this season. Why must people be such jerks. Luckily I have seen those episodes.
moderntenshiJan 14, 2007
So let's see, in 120 hours, Jack has killed 136 people, died for his country twice and lived to tell about it, and saved the world 5 times . . . .What the f**k have you done with your life?What did Jack Bauer name his cat?Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is a pussy.And let's face it: the only reason any of us is conscious right now is because Jack Bauer is too tired to carry any of us.
itsameericleJan 15, 2007
Jesus walks on water. Jack Bauer walks on Jesus.
speezerJan 15, 2007
It would be easier to just list the people he hasn't killed.
isthisnametakenJan 15, 2007
Jack wouldn't kill Curtis, it doesn't even make sense.
jwitherowJan 15, 2007
Don't read 4815162342's post right below me if you have not seen anymore episodes this season. Why must people be such jerks. Luckily I have seen those episodes.
kidlover69Jan 15, 2007
Vampire Bite!
flipsenJan 16, 2007
THIS IS JACK BAUR! I'M CALLING FOR THE PRESIDENT! TELL HIM ITS AN EMERGENCY, I NEED TO TAKE A CRAP!