ia300010.us.archive.org— An engineer's perpective on whether or not Santa could actually deliver presents to all the Christian children on Christmas Eve
Dec 22, 2005View in Crawl 4
You know, Christmas is actually celebrated on different days in some countries. In Russia, Christmas isn't celebrated until January 7th. Thus, Santa doesn't have to cram everything into one night, he can spread it out over however many days are needed depending on when each country celebrates it.
Christmas being the celebration of the winter solstice, what does it have to do with Christians anyway? Uncertainty principle only applies to particles. OR.... since you can't know where anything is / going at any time, is everything smeared all over the place? We shouldn't be discussing this. Santa works in weird and mysterious ways. *grin*
brianmuseDec 23, 2005
that is awesome.
blugu64Dec 23, 2005
older then dirt....but still pretty cool
torindkfltDec 23, 2005
You know, Christmas is actually celebrated on different days in some countries. In Russia, Christmas isn't celebrated until January 7th. Thus, Santa doesn't have to cram everything into one night, he can spread it out over however many days are needed depending on when each country celebrates it.
Closed AccountDec 23, 2005
First time I see it, Digg+
antiwmacDec 23, 2005
omg spam!btw, another santa "borns" when the child borns. You will be santa when you grow up.
shotsDec 23, 2005
Christmas being the celebration of the winter solstice, what does it have to do with Christians anyway? Uncertainty principle only applies to particles. OR.... since you can't know where anything is / going at any time, is everything smeared all over the place? We shouldn't be discussing this. Santa works in weird and mysterious ways. *grin*
modpancakeDec 23, 2005
Moronic spammer...
chaotichavokDec 23, 2005
Santa is not about science. Just because you can't see him, doesn't mean he doesn't exist. Seeing is not always believing.
treelovinhippieDec 23, 2005
He could deliver "presents" in e-form to everyone in the world when Google and MIT give us the $100 laptop and worldwide wifi.
getpfunkyDec 23, 2005
He forgot to exclude Jehovah Witnesses :)