If You?re Functioning, You?re Not An Alcoholic

violentacres.com — This one made me sigh in relief. ?Mark,? I answer, ?If you?re functioning, then you?re not an alcoholic. The entire point of alcoholism is that you?re not functioning.? ?Then how to you explain the fact that I drink every day?? he asks. ?Maybe you?re just a guy who enjoys the taste of beer?? Only in America. Jan 22, 2007 View in Crawl 4