burbia.com — Online chat goes seriously wrong. Case of mistaken identity--never assume you're talking to who you think you are, especially if you think you're talking to your friend's girlfriend. [Click on pic to enlarge.]
Jan 14, 2009 View in Crawl 4
ebbvJan 15, 2009
Faker than every part of Pamela Anderson's body.
bigfatphony19Jan 15, 2009
Now the carpet is on fire! Oh NOOOOO
mali2Jan 15, 2009
pete is never away again you piece of garbagethis is pete. your friend. you slime
andythefanJan 16, 2009
"Teens send nude pics to one other, face kiddie porn charges " second time this has happened
bjs3171Jan 16, 2009
if i saw a movie with dialogue like this I'd walk out.
idiggrJan 16, 2009
All Bro's, Brah's, Bruh's, Brosef's are said by a queer group of people. I like to refer to them as Creeders.By Definition: A Creeder is a person who listens to Creed, Seether, Nickelback, or anything that plays on the "Somewhat" hard rock radio stations. They are also known for using such words as Bro, Bruh, or Brah to refer to a fellow creeder. You can usually spot these people wearing way too tight muscle shirts and wearing puka shell necklaces with bleached designer jeans and sweet Italian leather shoes that have square toes.
bjs3171Jan 16, 2009
maybe a typical porn script directed by someone with down syndrome...
baajesJan 17, 2009
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!! " bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can't be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It's my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
greatpaimeiJan 20, 2009
I've got to question the basic assertion that this is a clear-cut case between D**** and Pete on who's the biggest douche. Certainly D**** pulls ahead early with his seaming affair with Pete's girlfriend, on this much we agree. But I have to ask: When did it become OK to pretend your someone that you're not? Never before has it been so easy to impersonate someone else in order to get information you shouldn't have otherwise obtained. I can grab someone's phone and start texting or IM under their name. I contend that Pete is a much bigger douche. D****, while ranking high on the scale of douchiness, doesn't even touch Pete.To illustrate my point, let me propose a similar situation with the same effect. I, George, am going out with Amy. Pete comes over and takes my phone and breaks up with Amy. (pretending to be me) I insist it wasn't me, but Amy goes and sleeps with another guy, namely, Pete. Clearly Pete's a douche. Clearly Pete ranks highly on the douche scale. And this situation, though seemingly different, ends in the same way. It puts a relationship under undue stress (does he really not trust Kim enough to hope she wouldn't cheat on him?) and ends in the dissolution of a relationship.
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