cracked.com — If there's one thing we could use more of, it's sarcasm. Sure it's a barrel of laughs when the guy behind you in line to tells you to 'Take your time!' But wouldn't it be great if the ATM could give you crap as well?
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contajeerusAug 7, 2009
Sarcasm is angers ugly cousin. You'll be healthier to avoid sarcasm altogether.
ripersnifleAug 9, 2009
My mom is really into that s**t. I mean REALLY. f**king scares me.
freebulletsAug 10, 2009
I see what you did thar
chainheart2Aug 13, 2009
It says that attitudes and beliefs manifest themselves in reality, so if you get cancer or you're a starving child in Africa it's only because you're a goddamn pessimist (chin up!)
theaveragemikeAug 13, 2009
The truth came to me and left at oncewhere did it go i askedit went to the place where dreams gofor it belongs in such a placeand i asked for it to return to meand it never came for morethe truth, why did it go?