"PALIN JOKE: POST TURTLEWhile suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand wascaught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation withthe old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be aheartbeat away from being President.The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'Not being familiar withthe term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.The old rancher said, ' When you're driving down a country road and youcome across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a postturtle.'The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued toexplain.'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong upthere, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you justwonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.'"
It's unfortunate that so much ill will has and is still being dumped on such an amazing person as Sarah Palin. Many millions of us will not miss her - because we will be with her in spirit forever. In this life we will follow her every move, contribute to her exploratory committee, then welcome her back to the national stage and her destination in the White House. In our heart of hearts, does anyone truly believe the false portrayal of Governor Palin contained in reports from a completely discredited media? History will divide this generation between those who mocked Sarah and those who recognized the qualities that will make her the greatest leader America has known since Lincoln and the Founding Fathers.As for the abuse, they called Lincoln a baboon. I'm not worried about Sarah Palin. Neither is she.
Closed AccountOct 8, 2008
That drill looks nuqueler-powered.
moonbootsOct 8, 2008
subjunctive
indoazzOct 10, 2008
"PALIN JOKE: POST TURTLEWhile suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand wascaught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation withthe old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be aheartbeat away from being President.The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'Not being familiar withthe term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.The old rancher said, ' When you're driving down a country road and youcome across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a postturtle.'The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued toexplain.'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong upthere, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you justwonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.'"
Closed AccountOct 15, 2008
Fake Palin on Twitter:<a class="user" href="http://twitter.com/vpsarah">http://twitter.com/vpsarah</a>
eshinnNov 6, 2008
Peww peww
slappywhyteNov 7, 2008
holy taco always has good stuff
zacktopiaNov 9, 2008
It's unfortunate that so much ill will has and is still being dumped on such an amazing person as Sarah Palin. Many millions of us will not miss her - because we will be with her in spirit forever. In this life we will follow her every move, contribute to her exploratory committee, then welcome her back to the national stage and her destination in the White House. In our heart of hearts, does anyone truly believe the false portrayal of Governor Palin contained in reports from a completely discredited media? History will divide this generation between those who mocked Sarah and those who recognized the qualities that will make her the greatest leader America has known since Lincoln and the Founding Fathers.As for the abuse, they called Lincoln a baboon. I'm not worried about Sarah Palin. Neither is she.
elgstrDec 23, 2008
You Betcha It’s Christmas, <a class="user" href="http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/12/sarah_palins_christmas_card.php.">http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/12/sarah_p ...</a> Ah Republicans and integrity, the two now go together like Hot Mature Cheerleaders, <a class="user" href="http://www.babelation.com/?q=node/1321Sarah">http://www.babelation.com/?q=node/1321Sarah</a> Palin and a moose/caribou/reindeer petting zoo.Good Guys Don't Have Degrees Of Integrity, <a class="user" href="http://www.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4247">http://www.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4247</a>A Question Of Corporate Executive's Character, <a class="user" href="http://www.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4173">http://www.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4173</a>Our Right To Know, <a class="user" href="http://reno.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4213">http://reno.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4213</a>A Country Hijacked, <a class="user" href="http://reno.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4170">http://reno.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4170</a>News With A Point Of View, <a class="user" href="http://reno.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4193">http://reno.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4193</a>Corporationism Rules Or The Dog Gets It, <a class="user" href="http://www.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4265">http://www.broowaha.com/article.php?id=4265</a>Within The Reach Of Conscience, <a class="user" href="http://www.broowaha.com">http://www.broowaha.com</a>El G