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Nov 7, 2007View in Crawl 4
Dan Robinson said... At our local McDonalds one day, a visitor from Germany ordered a beer. We all had a good laugh and the I explained that McDonalds doesn't sell beer in the U.S. "That means you haff come for der food!" he said, laughing at us. 10:51 AMBest. Story. Ever.
No you don't. Check in online, get in the A group, and walk in just before they call for B. No waiting in line but you're still guaranteed an aisle or window. Anyone with an A group that stands in line before the plane is actually at the gate should be tazed, then beaten, the tazed again.
Well, Ron Paul has been against this bogus war since the beginning, so that makes him appealing. Hell just for being against the lies and war mongering with Iran is enough to make him better than most.
Actually, I heard the joke the other way around. "No, I'm sorry, we only serve Pepsi." "Well f**k YOU. I'm going across the street to Buckets of s**t. That's right, Buckets of s**t. Sure, the food is lousy, but at least they serve a Coke!"
trax91Nov 8, 2007
eBay: People buy your crap
flarsenNov 8, 2007
You can still keep it after it breaks.
thenorrisNov 8, 2007
Dan Robinson said... At our local McDonalds one day, a visitor from Germany ordered a beer. We all had a good laugh and the I explained that McDonalds doesn't sell beer in the U.S. "That means you haff come for der food!" he said, laughing at us. 10:51 AMBest. Story. Ever.
Closed AccountNov 8, 2007
No you don't. Check in online, get in the A group, and walk in just before they call for B. No waiting in line but you're still guaranteed an aisle or window. Anyone with an A group that stands in line before the plane is actually at the gate should be tazed, then beaten, the tazed again.
yujieNov 8, 2007
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
dlgelfinNov 8, 2007
Well, Ron Paul has been against this bogus war since the beginning, so that makes him appealing. Hell just for being against the lies and war mongering with Iran is enough to make him better than most.
aduzikNov 9, 2007
Actually, I heard the joke the other way around. "No, I'm sorry, we only serve Pepsi." "Well f**k YOU. I'm going across the street to Buckets of s**t. That's right, Buckets of s**t. Sure, the food is lousy, but at least they serve a Coke!"
Closed AccountNov 11, 2007
Veringular: We're dropping your calls and there isn't s*** you can do about it.Ah, robot chicken.