ofuzi.com — Hi there, I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. My name is Lloyd, I live in Chicago , I’m 27 years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I’m told I’m fairly good looking, but I’ll let you be the judge
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diversionmaryMay 28, 2007
every girl thinks she's stable just like every girl thinks she gives awesome head
bryanc1May 28, 2007
NO NO NO....this chick is so unstable she's got TWO myspace profiles.<a class="user" href="http://www.myspace.com/souledout4jc">http://www.myspace.com/souledout4jc</a><a class="user" href="http://www.myspace.com/fullofthooughts">http://www.myspace.com/fullofthooughts</a>
zebbieMay 28, 2007
Its comforting to know that it isnt just me that ends up with the bpd psychobitches...not that Im all that sane but still.
geecheegirlMay 28, 2007
OMG - PIMP.
thefaithfulMay 29, 2007
"Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:"So he'd prefer women but they aren't necessary. How progressive of him.
drexlMay 30, 2007
Lloyd may also want to add, that the girl attempts to make every song she hears "her song" or says "that song is like, so about me".
kidcacaoJun 1, 2007
Looks like one can find girls like that around every corner, i myself have already fallen for three of these little gems in the past 5 years.they?re as addictive as theyre destructive for your mental (thus physical) health. So comforting when you realize you are not the only one in this, there should be something like a AA version for guys like us.Oh, and Lloyd, make sure your girl is richer and/or more powerful than you, a virgin, and with hot slutty friends that wont hesitate on asking you to clean their pipes, just for the fun of telling her later. im telling you, from 0 to 100 and then to zero again in a heartbeat.by the way, im getting ready to put my hot dog inside a 4th psycho girl as im writing this comment(met her about 3 weeks ago), i just cant get enough i guess.cheers,Luis
amusedtangerineJun 3, 2007
I'm exactly what you're looking for.
thebreadoflifeDec 30, 2007
Hi there,My name’s Nikolai, I posted this advert originally. Just to let you know, I found my soulmate through it - genuinely - and it’s quite a story.The advert was plagiarised many times, by many people. It keeps on being copied, and mutated slightly each time. It’s fun watching it happen. This version, from lloyd, is a second generation copy. You can tell because it includes the "neon sign" reference, which I added to the advert later (the original didn't contain this reference)Well, anyway, my fiancee saw the advert, posted by someone else, in Cape Town of all places. She wrote him, but became suspicious when he had little to say for himself, despite posting a literate and witty advert. So she asked a friend about it, who said she’d seen it before on gumtree.com Edinburgh, posted by a guy called Miguel (the first person to copy the advert, from my original on Gumtree London) . Fortunately I posted it on my blog (<a class="user" href="http://thebreadoflife.blogspot.com),">http://thebreadoflife.blogspot.com),</a> so she managed to find me and tell me about the plagiarism.Amazingly, we hit it off, she's now 5 months pregnant with my child, and now plan to spend our lives together. Funny how things work out. I’m now writing to everyone who’s plagiarised the advert to thank them - and let them know how successful their efforts have been for me. And so I’ve been searching for the ad on Google. And that’s how I got to you.All the best,Nikolai
misanasmithJan 8, 2009
Gosh, I had a friend who perfectly fit this description. I didn't know this was a pattern, she would be happy to know she is not alone.
susancartwrightDec 19, 2009
This guy needs a bit of help with his "troubled" relationship. . .<a class="user" href="http://www.how-to-love-your-relationship.com/troubled-relationship" rel="nofollow">http://www.how-to-love-your-relationship.com/troub ...</a>
AnnChibabyApr 20, 2012
hi