wisebread.com — Money laundering is not a simple concept. It's two simple concepts, because there are two different--in fact, nearly completely opposite--activities that are called money laundering. Here's how to do both of them.
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davidsmeroSep 9, 2007
I second that."We could just launder the money""Yeah that will work......how do we do that?"
gbroSep 10, 2007
I wouldn't use any of these ideas. In other news, my Night Golf business is booming.
blackmage439Sep 10, 2007
"Why is it these stupid, Neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime, and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it?"
socomoddjobSep 10, 2007
You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.
Closed AccountSep 10, 2007
What exactly would you say that you DO?
aristotle0dudeSep 12, 2007
It is far more difficult to launder money than it used to be.
anarchytvSep 20, 2007
You get caught laundering money, you're not sent to a 'pound me in the ass prison'. The CIA steps in at that point, you're given a choice of working for them or rotting away in a prison cell(not much of a choice, kind of a compeling proposition), files some paper work, and puts you on their payroll and on a plane with a suitcase. Assuming you were fairly good at it, but not so good you ended up letting yourself get busted.
doaspJan 4, 2009
why?