Wanna have a "musical experience"?Do this- go to the hardware store and buy a hammer. One that you can swing readily but just on the heavy side. Go out back of your house and beat yourself in the head until you lose consciousness. When you wake up from the coma, go through the couple of years rehab from your "accident" you can say that you condensed the "professional musician experience" into the space of 2 years, therefore saving your family and friends and self a lifetime of low-level suffering. Did I mention I'm a professional Musician?
adamturtleMay 14, 2008
pfft, probably a drummer...
sykotikMay 14, 2008
Perhaps he's Canadian, eh?
shaman760May 14, 2008
Wanna have a "musical experience"?Do this- go to the hardware store and buy a hammer. One that you can swing readily but just on the heavy side. Go out back of your house and beat yourself in the head until you lose consciousness. When you wake up from the coma, go through the couple of years rehab from your "accident" you can say that you condensed the "professional musician experience" into the space of 2 years, therefore saving your family and friends and self a lifetime of low-level suffering. Did I mention I'm a professional Musician?
alexforcefiveMay 14, 2008
No, like your face is!
kenzanMay 15, 2008
I must have missed the funny and or interesting part.
jemkaMay 15, 2008
Ultra epic eva lame.