mentalfloss.com — Certain aspects of human life are simultaneously private and universal — everyone experiences the same stuff privately and almost no one talks about it. I was amazed to discover that serious thought has gone into the challenges presented by toilet paper. Here are a few examples.
Mar 22, 2008 View in Crawl 4
jgclark123Mar 22, 2008
That's what she said.
meesherMar 23, 2008
Flush first. Then scrub with clean water. I am sure the water in your bowl (after flushing) is much cleaner than the drawers of folk who only wipe with dry paper. Talk about disgusting!
kinggorillaMar 23, 2008
An m80 in brownie batter sounds delicious
muniakMar 23, 2008
Duhh Gap Employees
teh_techieMar 23, 2008
Couple shakes... that's it. They don't exactly have toilet paper dispenses beside urinals. That just wouldn't work out that well.Besides, pee is sterile anyways.
danisthMar 23, 2008
I dugg you up just cause that is the most disgusting thing I've ever read before.
eqrunnerMar 23, 2008
2 down, second one damp to give a refreshing, all folded, better control. you learn the best way when you get a parasite in you and all you do is Hershey squirts
Closed AccountMar 23, 2008
Nascar Ice Drop? What the hell does that mean???
almightyzamMar 24, 2008
Amazingly, these types of conversations occur during my lunch...
hypertensionMar 24, 2008
I shake it dry! I also go commando-style.
buttfatJun 1, 2009
I think it depends on many factors like person sise, what you ate last night,in a hurry and did a cut on a fat one. see my point i personally use 3 squares most of the time.my concern is about two of my sisters in law that just moved in with us they use way to much i just don't know wtf they do eat it or what and we don't know how to bring it up to their attention.crumplin tp is just wrong ,lazy,messy,nasty and it will end up on your fingers eww.