landoverbaptist.org — Landover Baptist Church has a helpful guide for cleansing your community of Godless heathens. Read carefully and join the army of Right-Thinking Americans in helping law enforcement officials fulfill their sacred duty: rounding up these instruments of Satan and deporting them to France.
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Closed AccountMar 16, 2009
It's easier to ignore them. I don't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.
Closed AccountMar 16, 2009
when someone finally does dig him up again...i will find youand beat you savagely
pstallMar 16, 2009
@JenniferInMO The same people that call you a dumbass are the same people that know you think that 2 quarters is far greater then 4 quarters (otherwise known as you stating in a post that 48% of the worlds military spending is far greater then 100% of the worlds military spending)Same people that know you cite wikipedia as a source and then when proven wrong go back and claim said source from wikipedia (that you cited) is at least 3 years old and out of date when the source was only 2 years old.People will keep calling you a dumbass as long as you keep thinking and posting that 48% is far greater then 100%.
pstallMar 16, 2009
@AngelBunny The presidents former pastor said things like "God damn America!"“Barack knows what it means living in a country and a culture that is controlled by rich white people. Hillary would never know that. Hillary ain’t never been called a gentlemen. Hillary has never had a people defined as a non-person.”“Racism is how this country was founded and how this country is still run!…We [in the U.S.] believe in white supremacy and black inferiority and believe it more than we believe in God.” (sermon)This is not a one party issue. Both parties have people like that.
Closed AccountMar 17, 2009
and pettiness is a virtue
eco57Mar 18, 2009
Those clips were from the "Women" section of the 'Landover' website. There's a link on the left sidebar menu. It's all satire. I had no idea I had been dugg down so hard for posting those links. They're funny as hell - and I guess a few musta taken them seriously. What a riot!
chieflbmMar 19, 2009
lol. At least one person got it ...
charlie6969May 5, 2009
It would be funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth, about some churches.