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Buried for offensive use of the word "gentlemen". There may have been funny parts, but that s**t doesn't fly.

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Being an avid user of both Digg and 4chan makes all of these flame wars pretty f**king funny. People on Digg seem to think that 4chan is made up of crazy people with a false sense of reality, and 4chan seems to think that Digg is made up of eight-year-olds. You're very right; despite how little people want to admit it, the two user-bases aren't that different.

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Yeah, go out and spend $400 on a random girl, that's not creepy at all. She will love it and probably go out with you. It will probably be even less creepy when you pick her up in your '94 Nissan Sentra and she realizes how much of a sacrifice that $400 cost you.Holy s**t what a stupid chart

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This is how people motivate each other on the internet? "Step one. Go get a job. Do it gentlemen. f**kING DO IT" . Yep sounds about right

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First of all, what the f**k is "assburgers" or whatever the f**k he wrote. Secondly, I really don't get what his point was. Someone please explain it to my dumb ass.

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Well, now I know I'm doing everything all wrong with my life. I'm glad I had the amazing 4chan brigade here to help me out and dispense such solid advice, since 4chan consists entirely of people who have their life together and aren't suicidal, aggressive, whining bitches, so bored of life they'll spend entire months warring over a video of a 14 year old girl. Oh, hang on.

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Marriage, where one meaning of the word "sucking" ends, and another begins.

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lol what are gay people or people who are incapable of getting a 'proper' job supposed to do?this guide is fail.

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Let's see... * Resign yourself to permanent economic exploitation instead of finding your own path through life* Date potato people who really think gender roles and relationships work just like they do in sitcoms* Believe a bunch of Internet Psychiatrists instead of acknowledging your disorders AND taking responsibility for yourself* Actively ENCOURAGE your girlfriends to exploit you for money, because your boss isn't giving it to you hard enough already* Never have to develop any sort of actual emotional depth or sensitivity* Listen to what a bunch of 4chan douchebags tell you is important in life* Yes, you are clearly so awesome that the rest of us are looking down on you sexist, shallow arrested adolescent FROM BELOW SOMEHOW.It's not that we envy you, genius. It's because emotionally bankrupt little crapsacks like you clog the whole psychic plumbing of the human race and make things suck just a little bit more for the grown-ups. :(

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Oh, good, you're already egocentric and out of touch with reality. You'll fit right in, dude. Have fun f**king up our world.

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This is me replying to comments made a long time ago. Was I drunk? high? good hair, pecs? uh....you won't find that between this chair and keyboard. short-cut diggers? Sorry guys, I must of been off my ass or pissed at my new job locked in a cubicle compared to my freelance-get-up-at-noon-failed attempt at a job.

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Nickelback f**king sucks.

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Sounds like a guide to masochists. Since the goal in all of this is a nerdy socially anxious dude to get laid, then you're better off to just get a job you actually even half-like and use some of the money on hookers or one night stands.There. Problem solved, effort time and money saved.extreme facepalm.jpg for the 'pretending to be something for a year will make you exactly that' bulls**t.Also I'd rather take it easy and actually enjoy life by just having a job I -gasp- almost like, and not doing the rest of that crap.

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made of win!

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This pretty much explains it. I think we should hand this guide out to everyone in America..-<a class="user" href="http://www.wowhordelevellingguide.com/&quot; rel="nofollow">http://www.wowhordelevellingguide.com/&lt;/a&gt;

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