boortz.com — 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying 6. Then hit the link
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childeroland420Apr 10, 2008
We really need to get some better men in the air if that's something that will get you killed.
sunsetdragonApr 11, 2008
In the original comment Hawkeye used the word 'digger' which is slang for Australian. I'm guessing that ralphthemagi is reffering to the Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd (who just quietly rocks). He is on a world trip and really is quite the celeb.. not with China though >.
doublebassdannyApr 11, 2008
What in the hell are you even talking about?
rodalliApr 11, 2008
Ted Stevens? The infamous "series of tubes" speech? Seriously, that wasn't that long ago, was it? I'm not THAT old.
bevansdesignApr 16, 2008
What about 3 girls, a 2-gallon portable gasoline tank, and a Chewbacca action figure?
supertommy90Apr 17, 2008
I am afraid to click, is it a screamer?
doublebassdannyMay 29, 2008
Naw, naw. My bad there. You're right on. I was confused by the first part, where he switched internet with airplane. For some reason my brain didn't catch on after that point. Re-Dugg.
paul101590Aug 26, 2008
"It's a bong...not a bomb!" -- Kumar.
sublexOct 16, 2008
Press F11 before open the page :).
holycow83Dec 8, 2008
FREE C**K MEAT SANDWICH
holycow83Dec 8, 2008
oh i get it!!! AHAHAHA that was weird but scary!!!