utterlyboring.com— Most people spend 30-60 minutes trying to cancel their AOL service. This will tell you what to say to the AOL reps. to get them to cancel your service.
Jun 29, 2006View in Crawl 4
If you are going to lie, why not just cut the steps from "selling my computer, buying a new one, and moving to Europe" to:You - "selling my computer"AOL - "are you buying another one?"You - "No"AOL - "Never?"You - "Never."
Why not just tell them your minister told you that aol was the devil and that you would go to hell if you did not cancel? I would have some fun while I was canceling. You could also start chanting and trying to convince the rep to quit their job too.
just say you already signed up for another service with another company, that's how i got mine canceled after free loading off their free trial for serveral months.
I came up with a great way to cancel years ago. (Even the most hardcore AOL reps will crumble)."I need to cancel because i'm joining the peace corps.""Blah blah blah""Oh no, i won't need the service there, they won't have electricity where i'm going""Blah blah blah""I'll be there for 2 and a half years, then i'll be moving to Croatia""Blah blah blah""No, i don't have any friends that even own a computer" (to take over my old account)If they question why you have no friends with computers, and act like that's hard to believe, to them you actually have no real friends at all, because you have a facial deformity, and you've never really had any real friends because of it, and that it is upsetting you to talk about it.Last resort, you can start fake crying, and tell them that your taxi is here.I've done most of these tactics myself, and it worked in 2 min.
ccheathJun 30, 2006
try checking out the aftermath post<a class="user" href="http://utterlyboring.com/archives/2005/09/13/aol_idiots.php">http://utterlyboring.com/archives/2005/09/13/aol_idiots.php</a>
Closed AccountJun 30, 2006
If you are going to lie, why not just cut the steps from "selling my computer, buying a new one, and moving to Europe" to:You - "selling my computer"AOL - "are you buying another one?"You - "No"AOL - "Never?"You - "Never."
republicoftexasJun 30, 2006
Why not just tell them your minister told you that aol was the devil and that you would go to hell if you did not cancel? I would have some fun while I was canceling. You could also start chanting and trying to convince the rep to quit their job too.
triforcerJun 30, 2006
just say you already signed up for another service with another company, that's how i got mine canceled after free loading off their free trial for serveral months.
windex99Jun 30, 2006
I came up with a great way to cancel years ago. (Even the most hardcore AOL reps will crumble)."I need to cancel because i'm joining the peace corps.""Blah blah blah""Oh no, i won't need the service there, they won't have electricity where i'm going""Blah blah blah""I'll be there for 2 and a half years, then i'll be moving to Croatia""Blah blah blah""No, i don't have any friends that even own a computer" (to take over my old account)If they question why you have no friends with computers, and act like that's hard to believe, to them you actually have no real friends at all, because you have a facial deformity, and you've never really had any real friends because of it, and that it is upsetting you to talk about it.Last resort, you can start fake crying, and tell them that your taxi is here.I've done most of these tactics myself, and it worked in 2 min.
rolosworldJun 30, 2006
how about tell them your recording your conversation and will post it on youtube.com?
neodonJul 1, 2006
Why on Earth would you have to cancel it more than once? You went back to the service? Just kidding. :)
oslointhesummerJul 1, 2006
plz cancell my accountidiot@aol.comkthnx