entertainment.howstuffworks.com — Chances are that you have seen a lightsaber at one time or another, whether on the evening news or down at the local cantina. Therefore you know that a lightsaber is an amazing and versatile device that is able to cut through nearly anything in a matter of milliseconds.
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matriMay 9, 2007
Mutually assured destruction. A sabrelock is the best incentive to NOT turn off your sabre.
gir53457May 9, 2007
I believe that we still should be allowed to own energy weapons, but I think that only Jedi should be allowed to carry them in public. It's their job to protect us and I don't want some jackass who thinks he can take on a Sith with his lightsaber getting other people killed because of his stupidity.
yeggerMay 9, 2007
Science needs to waste more money on lightsabers and less on AIDS cures.
gir53457May 9, 2007
Han still could not use the force.
bigern847May 9, 2007
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
tektalkMay 9, 2007
If you want lightsabers, you have to travel to Yavin to collect some crystals.Or if you're like the jedi, it will come fully assembled and built by the mind.
paulowenMay 9, 2007
@FlendonYeah, it's completely fictional anyway. Don't take the comment so seriously.(Hell there are far too many people here doing that already)
trevor2May 10, 2007
I've seen this years ago, it's still good to see again though. :)
radwonMay 13, 2007
This no laughing matter, my best friend accidentally killed himself while cleaning his lightsaber a few years ago. I guess he thought the safety was on. He was having some acceptance issue so I don't know. Even though everyone thought he was an major assh**e, everybody at school was all crying and saying what a great guy he was. They ended up dedicating the Yearbook to him. R.I.P. I miss you..assh**e.
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Too freaking funny! Will it cut through your mil's head? (Figuratively speaking- not in a physical way!)
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Can slice my filet mignon and get instant medium rare :)Ah. Perfecto!
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