drmardy.com — Any attempt to compile history's greatest replies is fraught with difficulty, so it might be more accurate to refer to the replies that follow as simply my all-time favorites. Most of them come from people whose names will be very familiar to you, and I think you will agree that the comebacks and retorts here are very special.
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smacksawMar 4, 2008
So you're saying that money paid to Ruth 30 years before you were born robbed of your childhood.I would call that an effectively cruel investment, not to mention psychologically damaging to your father.
darkcoogerMar 4, 2008
Except that "western" is not a race. "Racism" is entirely the wrong word for what you're trying to describe ("nationalism" might be closer), nevermind the fact that you'd still be wrong if you'd used the right word.
quickeningyakMar 4, 2008
"Lady, if you have to ask, you'll never know." or any variant of ot (e.g., "If you have to ask you can't afford it." ) is not clever. It's condescending, lazy, and smug. Someone as accomplished as Louis Armstrong can damned well do better than that when thinking about his own accomplishments.
thumperingsMar 4, 2008
they got more wrong than that. "Gee, Ed, I didn't even know you were Jewish. A frontier bris!"A bris, of course, is the term for the Jewish circumcision ritual."All he said was "I didn't know you were Jewish" There so no bris comment at all. PERIOD How can people just make up s**t out of thin out? Not to mention there is no need to add that. It's funnier without it. Idiots
shadowfoxmiMar 4, 2008
damn!.. your mom didnt
nksoccer13Mar 4, 2008
Urban dictionary is your friend.
epicselektaMar 4, 2008
Tell that to Napoleon.