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Mar 4, 2008View in Crawl 4
Looking at the chick in the caption pic above.. Has anyone else noticed that women who've had cosmetic surgery (her face, not just her lame tit implants) all look alike? It's like plastic surgeons have just one template for a face that they apply to all women. Very weak. Not to mention - why would someone _want_ go to out with skanks who date guys that look like moussed turds?
You don't HAVE to look and act like a douchebag to get hot chicks, it's just an easy way to do it... obviously fully used by these idiots with orange faces. I'd bet a couple of those guys actually just talked these chicks into taking a picture with them, and maybe got a phony phone number... some of the other guys are probably pulling alot of pussy though even though they are douche extreme.Really though, all you gotta do is have a good sense of humor and be confident. Having money and nice things doesn't hurt, but it does bring the gold diggers and you gotta watch out. Women are a lot more emotional than we are which is why I think they tend to get bored with guys that are "nice". If you can just keep them guessing, and not able to quite figure you out, never knowing what your gonna do... that intrigues them, and makes them want to stick around. You also gotta not take any s**t off of them... and that includes things like buying them drinks before you even know them, doing something for them without them doing something for you, you know...jumping through hoops. Those are tests, and if you can recognize those and turn them around... you're gold.
Bingo!I completely agree with you, coz it applies to that common fact whether people like it or not. Even though not all hot girls like that.Well, I always think like... You treat other people the way you want to be treated. And vice versa. So if some hot chicks date douchebags, then here they are... Reflection. I am a hot girl and it's not in my dictionary dating douchebags, coz of course... I have standards. And my boyfriend is far far away from that "Douchebags" type.
tileeaterMar 5, 2008
What you dorks can't tell is that the girls are all douchebabes
joshualoweMar 5, 2008
Looking at the chick in the caption pic above.. Has anyone else noticed that women who've had cosmetic surgery (her face, not just her lame tit implants) all look alike? It's like plastic surgeons have just one template for a face that they apply to all women. Very weak. Not to mention - why would someone _want_ go to out with skanks who date guys that look like moussed turds?
atlien74Mar 6, 2008
You don't HAVE to look and act like a douchebag to get hot chicks, it's just an easy way to do it... obviously fully used by these idiots with orange faces. I'd bet a couple of those guys actually just talked these chicks into taking a picture with them, and maybe got a phony phone number... some of the other guys are probably pulling alot of pussy though even though they are douche extreme.Really though, all you gotta do is have a good sense of humor and be confident. Having money and nice things doesn't hurt, but it does bring the gold diggers and you gotta watch out. Women are a lot more emotional than we are which is why I think they tend to get bored with guys that are "nice". If you can just keep them guessing, and not able to quite figure you out, never knowing what your gonna do... that intrigues them, and makes them want to stick around. You also gotta not take any s**t off of them... and that includes things like buying them drinks before you even know them, doing something for them without them doing something for you, you know...jumping through hoops. Those are tests, and if you can recognize those and turn them around... you're gold.
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Bingo!I completely agree with you, coz it applies to that common fact whether people like it or not. Even though not all hot girls like that.Well, I always think like... You treat other people the way you want to be treated. And vice versa. So if some hot chicks date douchebags, then here they are... Reflection. I am a hot girl and it's not in my dictionary dating douchebags, coz of course... I have standards. And my boyfriend is far far away from that "Douchebags" type.
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