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jermainefontanJun 29, 2010
Jagged Attraction. We miss ya Phil Hartman.
fenririiiJun 29, 2010
Darn you Andy Dick, John Lovitz should have popped you harder. >_<
douglasqJun 29, 2010
Missed one.
jkmyoungJun 29, 2010
Way more than one. I came to see "Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll." and was severely disappointed :(
diggdownerJun 29, 2010
I didn't see "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly" either...
dowellyJun 30, 2010
Also, "The decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
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liljimmynordinJun 29, 2010
Do the Chinese not yet understand how little we trust them?
thedudediggsJun 29, 2010
I definitely read all of those in Troy McClures (Phil Hartmans) voice
Closed AccountJun 29, 2010
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes such as, 'Smoke yourself thin', and 'Get confident, stupid!'"
heavystoneJun 29, 2010
Just reading the title his voice instantly came to mind....just like "Good news everybody!" and I hear Hubert J. Farnsworth voice...
Closed AccountJun 29, 2010
I read this and proceeded to read all of the movie titles as Zapp Brannigan instead
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
Everytime someone says "Hey, listen..." I think of Navi. f**king Navi...
awtrippJun 29, 2010
Sweet, Phil Hartman's Wikipedia page has a photo from his pimping days.
nikolesmashJun 29, 2010
I'd love this so much more if there was no freaking Comic Sans!
barryigginsJun 29, 2010
sans comic sans
neotechniJun 29, 2010
You comic sans haters remind me of the business card scene in American Psycho
canadia86Jun 29, 2010
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/15comicsans.html
hollowexJun 29, 2010
This should be on IMDB.
iamsmoothJun 29, 2010
Phil Hartman would have been perfect as the voice as Zapp Brannigan :(
jadsJun 29, 2010
Originally the part of Zapp was written specifically for Phil Hartman, though he died through the initial development of Futurama
sjprattJun 30, 2010
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.
Checkmate.
thewhitesheepJun 29, 2010
I'm glad someone had the dignity to find all of these.
wilcowilliams12Jun 29, 2010
Love this, thanks for posting!!!
applejack2Jun 29, 2010
it's "good news everyone"
wizaltJun 29, 2010
That Christmas Ape, always saving the day.
barryigginsJun 29, 2010
R.I.P. Troy McClure.
I also like the character Üter.
thermiteterraceJun 30, 2010
Dead? I thought he just 'Slept with the fishes'...
dlan4327Jun 30, 2010
Ah not now Tony! I just ate!
theobviouschildJun 29, 2010
Where's "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly" ?
Closed AccountJun 29, 2010
I was wondering the same thing. Also "Here Comes the Metric System".
diggdownerJun 29, 2010
The exact two I was looking for.
Great minds...
vanderkeifJun 29, 2010
Too bad he was killed by some coked out bitch.
harmorJun 29, 2010
I thought he killed her then he killed himself?
I'll look it up.
Closed AccountJun 29, 2010
Clearly.
theeggandiJun 29, 2010
no, it was his wife, and she killed him before killing herself
skippydoorknobJun 29, 2010
She didn't kill herself.
braskyJun 29, 2010
Chris Benoit.
nomatophobicJun 29, 2010
I don't see my favorite: "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
Troy didn't deliver that line, it was C.M. Burns.
nomatophobicJun 30, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_McClure
"For example, in the episode "Bart the Mother", McClure introduces a film about birds by saying, "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs: Eww! and Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory." "
(2:53) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPvgeCdv8wY&feature=related
blacklilyninjaJun 29, 2010
i miss phil
perlamouseJun 29, 2010
YoLaTengo took a couple Troy McClure films and used them as titles to their songs. "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House" is still one of my favs.
digitalbenjaminJun 29, 2010
Where is "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"?
coolguyslimJun 30, 2010
Hi Timmy, Let's go to the killing floor...Don't let the name fool you it's not really a floor.
digitalbenjaminJun 30, 2010
...but more of a grating that allows materials to sluice through. - Meat and You: Partners in Freedom!
applessauceJun 29, 2010
A jpeg? Could they make this any less convenient?
Go here instead: http://www.snpp.com/guides/troy.mcclure.html
mkriss5681Jun 29, 2010
Movies
* [7F13] "Cry Yuma"
* [7F13] "Here Comes the Coast Guard"
* [8F01] "Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
* [8F03] "The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
* [8F03] "The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
* [8F14] "Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
* [8F14] "Gladys The Groovy Mule"
* [8F14] "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" (1)
* [9F07] "Dial M for Murderousness"
* [9F07] "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
* [9F20] "'P' is for Psycho"
* [9F20] "The President's Neck is Missing!"
* [1F21] "The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
* [1F21] "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
* [2F07] "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
* [3F15] "Muppets Go Medieval" (1977) (with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets)
* [3F15] "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
* [3F15] "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
* [3F15] "Meet Joe Blow"
* [3F15] "Give My Remains to Broadway"
* [3F15] "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
* [3F15] "Leper in the Backfield"
* [3F15] "Make-Out King of Montana"
* [3F15] "The Electric Gigolo"
* [3F15] "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" (also director) (2)
* [5F11] "David vs. Super-Goliath"
* [5F11] "Suddenly Last Supper" (3)
* [SI#2] "Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"
* [SI#8] "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit part)
* [SC#1] "Jagged Attraction"
* [SC#1] "Look Who's Still Oinking"
* [SC#5] "Three Men And A Nuke"
* [SC#12] "Ten Was Too Many"
* [SC#14] "The Computer Wore Puka Shells"
* [SC#14] "The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"
* [SC#14] "The Mediocre Journey"
* [SC#??] "Slow Down David Copperfield, What's That Down Your Sock?"
* [BM#1] "Calling All Lumberjacks"
* [BM#1] "The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
* [RM#412] "Radioactive Man III"
* [SJ] "The Pulverizer"
* [SJ] "Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel"
* [SJ] "Sleepless in Shelbyville"
* [SJ] "The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"
* [TC] "Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
* [TC] "Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
* [AD] "A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist)
* [AD] "Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp)
* [AD] "Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the doomed Professor Landrew)
* [AD] "Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer)
Notes
1. "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" is the first McBain movie, according to the McBain trading card.
2. Troy turned down the part of McBain's sidekick in "McBain IV : Fatal Discharge" to do "Contrabulous Fabtraption". [3F15]
3. In 5F11, Troy McClure also plays Noah in a religious movie with an unknown title.
TV Series
* [8F07] "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory"
* [8F07] "Buck Henderson, Union Buster"
* [8F12] "Handel With Kare"
* [SC#6] "Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine"
TV Specials
* [8F18] Miss American Girl Pageant (host)
* [9F07] "Carnival of the Stars" (host)
* [3F31] "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (host)
* [3F31] "Alien Nose Jobs" (Fox Network Special)
* [3F31] "Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show" (Fox Network Special)
* [4F20] "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase" (host)
* [SC#29] "Troy McClure's Aloha from Louie's House of Shave Ice" (Live Via Satellite!)
Musicals
* [3F15] "Stop the Planet of the Apes : I Want To Get Off!"
* [TC] "Muttonchops" (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)
* [AD] "Trucks" (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky fire engine)
Cartoons
* [4F12] "Christmas Ape"
* [4F12] "Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp"
* [SC#6] "Barnum -- The Animated Series"
Educational films and the like
* [8F16] "The World Without Zinc" (child actor?)
* [8F22] "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
* [8F22] "Here Comes The Metric System"
* [8F22] "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
* [9F14] "60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"
* [9F14] "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"
* [9F14] "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
* [2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions
* [3F03] Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom" (1)
* [3F03] "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"
* [3F03] "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
* [3F07] "Shoplifters BEWARE"
* [3F07] "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds"
* [3F07] "Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness"
* [3F13] "Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
* [3F15] "Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
* [BM#1] "A Tree Grew In Springfield"
* [SJ] "Turning Comics Into Movies"
digitalbenjaminJun 30, 2010
The Googles... they do nothing!
razorguyJun 29, 2010
We used to do these in World of Warcraft:
Hi, I'm (character name) you may remember me from such films as:
-Gnomes: Azeroth's natural footballs.
-Mommy, what's wrong with the Orc's face?
-33 Succulent Dwarf Recipes
-Blood Elves: Revenge Race or just pissed off Albinos?
-Lacey Armor: The Healer's Secret Shame
-The Secret Scourge of Tauren: The Seed Tick
-Where Shamans hide their Totems: A Scatological Wonderland
-Tauren Horn Envy and You
-88 easy ways to fill a codpiece
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Closed AccountJun 29, 2010
Lame.
chikutenJun 29, 2010
Lame and retarded.
- avid WoW player.
brendan1984Jun 30, 2010
Worst. Gag. Ever.
brendan1984Jun 30, 2010
Worst. Comment. Ever.
dispatchedJun 29, 2010
Chris Benoit?
dirtyfriesJun 29, 2010
Awesome list, terrible presentation.
dolphinglJun 29, 2010
They forgot "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
dlan4327Jun 30, 2010
I want to watch that Traffic School episode, now.
Closed AccountJun 29, 2010
f**k Andy Dick.
sofakidJun 29, 2010
f**k You.
wilc3685Jun 29, 2010
Great, another reason for people to write R.I.P.
unfriendlyfireJun 29, 2010
What about "Lead Paint; Delicious, but Deadly" or "Here Comes the Metric System"?
kcummingJun 29, 2010
I think people don't understand: these are the names of the Simpsons episodes he was in. It's not a list of the films, etc, that he professed to being in...which would have been a much better list.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
reaper527Jun 29, 2010
actually, thats not right. look at this list
http://www.snpp.com/guides/troy.mcclure.html
and it will give you info on the episodes they came from (including episode name, which is different from whats on the list)
roontJun 29, 2010
um... no, they are not the names of the simpsons episodes, they are the names of the projects that Troy McClure says he is in, IN the simpsons episodes
skippydoorknobJun 29, 2010
Someone really needs to make "The President's Neck is Missing!"
...I'm looking at you Michael Bay!
keybordcommandoJun 29, 2010
KABOOM
mrcoldcowJun 29, 2010
As much as I loved Troy McClure, I always though that Lionel Hutz was the funniest thing Phil Hartman ever did.
Judge: Mr. Hutz, do you know you're not wearing any pants?
Hutz: What? Ah! I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: Yeah. That's why you're the judge, and I'm the law...talking...guy.
harpoonhank420Jun 29, 2010
lionel hutz aka miguel sanchez
toxicshokJun 30, 2010
aka Dr. Nuyen Van Fauk
hushpuppy20Jun 30, 2010
"And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Sometimes as a lawyer."
hushpuppy20Jun 30, 2010
Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: But it's only 9:30 in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.
spikewilburyJun 29, 2010
"Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son.'"
cutofmyjibJun 30, 2010
"The most blatant case of false advertising since The Never Ending Story"
hushpuppy20Jun 30, 2010
"And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Sometimes as a lawyer."
hushpuppy20Jun 30, 2010
Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: But it's only 9:30 in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.
hushpuppy20Jun 30, 2010
Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win!
Hutz: That's okay. The box is empty.
moonajuanaJun 29, 2010
Where's a soundboard when you need it?
impressaJun 29, 2010
Now I want to see a youtube montage with all of those clips together.
CrawleradoJun 29, 2010
Most of those would make great 'adult film' titles!!
Closed AccountJun 29, 2010
I am Ron Burgundy?
mrteqJun 29, 2010
Can someone please explain
obesesnakeJun 29, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_McClure
chrisflyJun 29, 2010
heres an appealing fellow! infact theyre a-peel-ing him off the sidewalk!
canadia86Jun 29, 2010
Heh heh heh, it's funny cause I don't know him.
sofakidJun 29, 2010
They were at a party, his wife wanted coke, they were asking around, andy knew a guy. Andy is not to blame here.
almostwoJun 29, 2010
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure... and i f**k fish"
IllBeBackJun 30, 2010
I bet you like fish sticks.
jazzmindJun 29, 2010
newsradio was so good. r.i.p.
texanrudeboyJun 29, 2010
Where's the self help videos:
"Smoke yourself thin"
and
"Get confidence stupid"
demonsruleJun 29, 2010
Captin Carl :P R i p Phil
joodtimesJun 29, 2010
Classic.
floyderJun 29, 2010
Some of the classic ones from back when the Simpsons wasn't terrible are missing, such as, "Alice's Adventure Through the Windshield."
autoJun 29, 2010
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, and you just read this in my voice.
logalJun 29, 2010
WTF! No "Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll" ???!
gsny88Jun 30, 2010
"Now for what we all came here to see... hardcore nudity!"
Troy McClure
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
Missed "The Meat Council Presents Meat & You, Partners in Freedom." and maybe "World Without Zinc" (not positive if that was a Troy filmstrip or not). "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" would have been a GREAT show!
mikeymooseJun 30, 2010
http://evilzero.com/NewsRadio/bill.htm