HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

artlung.com — 32 Steps in ticking people off1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Apr 6, 2009 View in Crawl 4