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Closed AccountJun 16, 2009
You know she's only 17, right? Oh wait, never mind, you're obviously under the age of 15, so no problem there.
Horses are not human beings.
zackmJun 17, 2009
Hah, I saw that part too!
joker99352Jun 17, 2009
Not funny.
pilot85Jun 17, 2009
O.o
equinaminJun 17, 2009
Her leg' must have smelled like almonds... : )
lamnentJun 24, 2009
I hate The Onion because genuinely retarded s**t does happen to people, and because that s**t happens to people, it's not nearly as entertaining as when you KNOW it's fake.
hydroplaneJun 25, 2009
vEry , touching..,
thebifmanJul 1, 2009
Ok, the timing. MJ, then Billy, i figured this was completely true when I read the headline.
Nuh uhhh, he didn't /s and you CANNOTT be sarcastic on Digg if you don't /s
Closed AccountJul 3, 2009
Daddy says "She's too young." But she's old enough for me!
andrei1111Jul 5, 2009
think people should be killed (this is murder) when they can no longer perform their sport. Especially cute little girls. This must be happening in China or something. In America people would never kill somebody because they get hurt like a horse. they were freaking treating her like an animal or something. Poor little girl. This just shows how low humanity can really go. A sad sad day for Chinese-Americans all around the world. And other hyphenated jerks. I'm calling the police too.<a class="user" href="http://generic-cialisonline.net">http://generic-cialisonline.net</a><a class="user" href="http://buygeneric-cialis.net">http://buygeneric-cialis.net</a><a class="user" href="http://buy--cialis-online.net">http://buy--cialis-online.net</a><a class="user" href="http://buy-clomidonline.net">http://buy-clomidonline.net</a><a class="user" href="http://clomid-no-prescription.net">http://clomid-no-prescription.net</a><a class="user" href="http://clomid-online.net">http://clomid-online.net</a><a class="user" href="http://generic-clomid.net">http://generic-clomid.net</a><a class="user" href="http://prednisone-without-prescription.net">http://prednisone-without-prescription.net</a>
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Closed AccountJun 16, 2009
You know she's only 17, right? Oh wait, never mind, you're obviously under the age of 15, so no problem there.
Closed AccountJun 16, 2009
Horses are not human beings.
zackmJun 17, 2009
Hah, I saw that part too!
joker99352Jun 17, 2009
Not funny.
pilot85Jun 17, 2009
O.o
equinaminJun 17, 2009
Her leg' must have smelled like almonds... : )
lamnentJun 24, 2009
I hate The Onion because genuinely retarded s**t does happen to people, and because that s**t happens to people, it's not nearly as entertaining as when you KNOW it's fake.
hydroplaneJun 25, 2009
vEry , touching..,
thebifmanJul 1, 2009
Ok, the timing. MJ, then Billy, i figured this was completely true when I read the headline.
thebifmanJul 1, 2009
Nuh uhhh, he didn't /s and you CANNOTT be sarcastic on Digg if you don't /s
Closed AccountJul 3, 2009
Daddy says "She's too young." But she's old enough for me!
andrei1111Jul 5, 2009
think people should be killed (this is murder) when they can no longer perform their sport. Especially cute little girls. This must be happening in China or something. In America people would never kill somebody because they get hurt like a horse. they were freaking treating her like an animal or something. Poor little girl. This just shows how low humanity can really go. A sad sad day for Chinese-Americans all around the world. And other hyphenated jerks. I'm calling the police too.<a class="user" href="http://generic-cialisonline.net">http://generic-cialisonline.net</a><a class="user" href="http://buygeneric-cialis.net">http://buygeneric-cialis.net</a><a class="user" href="http://buy--cialis-online.net">http://buy--cialis-online.net</a><a class="user" href="http://buy-clomidonline.net">http://buy-clomidonline.net</a><a class="user" href="http://clomid-no-prescription.net">http://clomid-no-prescription.net</a><a class="user" href="http://clomid-online.net">http://clomid-online.net</a><a class="user" href="http://generic-clomid.net">http://generic-clomid.net</a><a class="user" href="http://prednisone-without-prescription.net">http://prednisone-without-prescription.net</a>