Trust me - chicks never fall for the "I'm the future version of myself" / time traveler crap any more.Now you need to pretend that you've been turned into a vampire and your only hope at regaining your soul is to have "ultimate happiness" / sex. (f**king Twilight...)
yocouchdiggaApr 7, 2010
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r3m1x645Apr 7, 2010
Who HASN'T done this as some point? For me it started falling apart when I started talking about back to the future.
necronomicanaApr 7, 2010
f**k, I can't grow a beard.
nekura20x6Apr 8, 2010
Trust me - chicks never fall for the "I'm the future version of myself" / time traveler crap any more.Now you need to pretend that you've been turned into a vampire and your only hope at regaining your soul is to have "ultimate happiness" / sex. (f**king Twilight...)
yeeaauuhApr 8, 2010
Just whip out your c**k and see what happens newfag.
Closed AccountApr 8, 2010
or you could skip all the STDs are just pay for a fleshlight.
gr33kApr 8, 2010
Way too much work, just f**k her friend instead
nitinsatishApr 8, 2010
Rightly said that anon is an evil mastermind
optimaprimaApr 8, 2010
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