theonion.com— Sitting alone in the school nurse's office, local student Vanessa McMillan, 12, was welcomed to the most beautiful and special time in her life Tuesday by a four-page educational pamphlet.
Mar 8, 2010View in Crawl 4
I'm sorry, but, is The Onion actually funny? Their writers are great, the headlines catch me off guard and make me think its a real news title, but, is it funny? Digg me down, but The Onion's headlines are the only funny thing about it.If anything, its all about making us realize how stupid the American public is (some of their stuff sounds more real than actual news articles that get aired).. .and that really isnt something I want to think about.The best part about The Onion is when I see a real, ridiculous, title... i cross my fingers and hope its an onion article.
bic823Mar 9, 2010
too old
oltpMar 9, 2010
That's the saddest Onion article I've ever read...
aericMar 10, 2010
I'm sorry, but, is The Onion actually funny? Their writers are great, the headlines catch me off guard and make me think its a real news title, but, is it funny? Digg me down, but The Onion's headlines are the only funny thing about it.If anything, its all about making us realize how stupid the American public is (some of their stuff sounds more real than actual news articles that get aired).. .and that really isnt something I want to think about.The best part about The Onion is when I see a real, ridiculous, title... i cross my fingers and hope its an onion article.
gkiltzMar 10, 2010
Only 4 pages/ That's an improvement over the 24 they used to give her back in the 1960s
Closed AccountMar 11, 2010
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