theonion.com — An independent group holding a Gears of War Crimes Tribunal at the Coalition of Ordered Governments headquarters Wednesday to assess whether Delta Squad members Colonel Hoffman, Marcus Fenix, and Dominic Santiago had committed atrocities against the Locust Horde found the three super-soldiers' actions justified.
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hamidiousApr 29, 2008
I found it quite funny, Gears of Wars was really great and had memorable characters.
d3vmax_Apr 29, 2008
IF the axis would have won ww2 then the greatest atrocity would have been the dropping of the nukes in Japan. Oh well, the winners are always right in reality or a virtual world.
docholiday22Apr 29, 2008
It wasn't funny because it was too obvious it was gonna be s**t from the start.
jtien2Apr 30, 2008
vietnamese?
oldcyborgMay 1, 2008
Never heard of it. Not Any of it.... Onion doesn't do much for me, on the whole.....Cyborg