news.yahoo.com— A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years. Fred Phelps flying over to read The Bible out loud and get them to repent.
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"Milk out of your nose? Were your nursing a flamingo chick? "Best article thread in a LONG time. Digg is going to have to go a long way to top this one. Nice catch BTW! You made me laugh all over again.
You see what I mean? They just don't stop.Proving them wrong is NOT an effective means of dealing with ideological fanboys.This could continue FOREVER, and this guy would keep posting comments that contain blatant errors. The only way it MIGHT stop would be if I became so angry that I started posting erroneous comments myself, at which point either a) someone would point out my mistakes and make me look like a fool or b) I would see my mistakes myself and feel stupid for having involved myself in such a situation.
@ all replyers.Yes, I do consider it a bit of a defect. The fact that most girl like guys and guys like girls is because thats what has to happen for the species to continue. Having it different is a handicap in general. I don't really care, I'm just trying to say that in...erm...biology terms I suppose? I dunno...I admit i suck with words.Also I am sorry for the gay-retard part. I wasn't trying to put anyone down with that. I was just trying to infer that people can help beign gay about as much as retarded people can help being retarded (I have a retarded uncle. He lives with my grandma)With the adoption thing I'm not saying I have any problems with it. I jsut really think that if someone grows up in an orphanage they are more likely to have issues. I mean, most kids who do don't have a true family, and alot of them live in crap conditions (note that I am saying alot, not all. If i met someone from an orphanage I dont automaticly assume they are bad or anything). And with the being raised by a gay couple, I think they will have issues because their family is a little differnt, and naturally most people at school will look down upon them.I have very little problem with people being different. I am not saying they will have issues simply b/c they are different, im saying they are likely to get issues b/c of people harrassing them about being different. Just 2 weeks ago in English we had a free writing thing and 3-4 people wrote about how gays should be kicked out of public schools and such (I live in a strong Christian community unfortunatly).Anyhow, look, alot of you seem to have assumed I consider you less then me, or trying to subtly insult you or something. I honestly don't, and I am really not trying to. I do think being gay is a defect, but like someone else said, so is not having 20/20 vision. I think people without it (like myself) have a small defect. Everyone has at least a couple. I also consider being gay about as big of a deal as having to wear glasses or something. As for the pride thing, I really wouldn't be proud to be gay. I mean, like I just said, im not proud to not have 20/20 vision. I'm not proud of any of my differences (well, aside from having a bit more intelligence and being more open minded then most of my classmates).I dunno, maybe i am insulting. If I am I am really not trying to, I'm just trying to explain that its not a big deal to me. I made friends with a gay people before, its just not a huge issue to me. If your homosexual then you are. Everyone can get over it.Like I said though, you seem to be taking me the wrong way alright? Alot of the problems are just b/c I'm not real good at explaining things, expecially how I feel about an issue.
jj1337May 22, 2007
I don't get it. While human can't fully explain what is gay and the mentality of human, how do we determine if other animals are gay?
br549May 23, 2007
They aren't adopting...they are pedophiles!'
daysinthedarkMay 23, 2007
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"Milk out of your nose? Were your nursing a flamingo chick? "Best article thread in a LONG time. Digg is going to have to go a long way to top this one. Nice catch BTW! You made me laugh all over again.
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You see what I mean? They just don't stop.Proving them wrong is NOT an effective means of dealing with ideological fanboys.This could continue FOREVER, and this guy would keep posting comments that contain blatant errors. The only way it MIGHT stop would be if I became so angry that I started posting erroneous comments myself, at which point either a) someone would point out my mistakes and make me look like a fool or b) I would see my mistakes myself and feel stupid for having involved myself in such a situation.
drakensteelMay 24, 2007
@ all replyers.Yes, I do consider it a bit of a defect. The fact that most girl like guys and guys like girls is because thats what has to happen for the species to continue. Having it different is a handicap in general. I don't really care, I'm just trying to say that in...erm...biology terms I suppose? I dunno...I admit i suck with words.Also I am sorry for the gay-retard part. I wasn't trying to put anyone down with that. I was just trying to infer that people can help beign gay about as much as retarded people can help being retarded (I have a retarded uncle. He lives with my grandma)With the adoption thing I'm not saying I have any problems with it. I jsut really think that if someone grows up in an orphanage they are more likely to have issues. I mean, most kids who do don't have a true family, and alot of them live in crap conditions (note that I am saying alot, not all. If i met someone from an orphanage I dont automaticly assume they are bad or anything). And with the being raised by a gay couple, I think they will have issues because their family is a little differnt, and naturally most people at school will look down upon them.I have very little problem with people being different. I am not saying they will have issues simply b/c they are different, im saying they are likely to get issues b/c of people harrassing them about being different. Just 2 weeks ago in English we had a free writing thing and 3-4 people wrote about how gays should be kicked out of public schools and such (I live in a strong Christian community unfortunatly).Anyhow, look, alot of you seem to have assumed I consider you less then me, or trying to subtly insult you or something. I honestly don't, and I am really not trying to. I do think being gay is a defect, but like someone else said, so is not having 20/20 vision. I think people without it (like myself) have a small defect. Everyone has at least a couple. I also consider being gay about as big of a deal as having to wear glasses or something. As for the pride thing, I really wouldn't be proud to be gay. I mean, like I just said, im not proud to not have 20/20 vision. I'm not proud of any of my differences (well, aside from having a bit more intelligence and being more open minded then most of my classmates).I dunno, maybe i am insulting. If I am I am really not trying to, I'm just trying to explain that its not a big deal to me. I made friends with a gay people before, its just not a huge issue to me. If your homosexual then you are. Everyone can get over it.Like I said though, you seem to be taking me the wrong way alright? Alot of the problems are just b/c I'm not real good at explaining things, expecially how I feel about an issue.
canceledczechJun 7, 2007
I thought what mikekuul said was funny only because of how he typed it. "...What the hell is wrong with me."
danmoynihan185Feb 18, 2008
lawn flamingoes are brown.<a class="user" href="http://eykjjhlv.darktech.org