Five Things I Hate About the Gym I Just Joined

blogs.westword.com — "I'd rather just shoot around anyway," I tell myself, which is sort of like saying you'd rather go to the driving range than play golf, or that you'd rather have sex with yourself than have sex with yourself twice in a row. When the game finally ends, I wait patiently for one of my fellow ballers to invite me to join the game. They rarely do. Sep 17, 2008 View in Crawl 4