blogs.westword.com — "I'd rather just shoot around anyway," I tell myself, which is sort of like saying you'd rather go to the driving range than play golf, or that you'd rather have sex with yourself than have sex with yourself twice in a row. When the game finally ends, I wait patiently for one of my fellow ballers to invite me to join the game. They rarely do.
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sornosSep 17, 2008
A more accurate title should be: Five things I do so that I hate my gym.
hakdragonSep 18, 2008
"It's like paying someone $79 to punch you in the face, and then another $31 per month to let him kick you in the junk once a month for 24 months."I got a discount through work for the local rec center. $100 per year.
bruin8uclapSep 19, 2008
Number 1 thing I hate about my gym: I buy my own basketball and I want to work on my shot on the basketball court. Empty gym. Guy comes in, gets rebound, and starts shooting with my ball! There is no one else in the gym, hence there is another empty hoop. You can borrow a perfectly good ball from the reception. Why, in God's name, are you disrupting my shooting around all by myself with my own ball!!?!?! This is a big gym! There is no one else here and there are balls waiting to be checked out! There is no reason to share! Sigh. This happens all the time.
brad324Sep 19, 2008
f**k off.
tomjohnSep 19, 2008
Thank the internets. All these sites needs some kinda text on 'em.