thefoxtales.org — A group of high school kids campaign to have Firefox (yes, the web browser) run for prom queen at their school. The advertising is incredible, and they're almost successful--until the school bans browser candidates.
Aug 13, 2006 View in Crawl 4
farcicalfartAug 13, 2006
Haha, worth a good laugh. :-) What a nerd, sounds like something I would do.
raianAug 14, 2006
It's obvious that Steve Jobs will be Firefoxes date. Steve has been waiting for the opportunity to get firefox drunk and play with her extensions...
deanloweAug 14, 2006
I say NoScript.
zoglogAug 14, 2006
........... Ok I know you people love firefox... Hell I use firefox at work and home... but digging up this crap is just pitiful. This kid has gone beyond the fanboy stage to actually wanting to have sex with a computer program subconsciously.
0hkkAug 14, 2006
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSedit: crap, totally beaten
nogoodnamesleftAug 14, 2006
Yeah, Firefox does that. We talked a lot over IRC, got on well, and sent each other photos. Wow! I thought Firefox was cute....Anyway, when we eventually met, I realised I'd been had. She looked nothing like her photo, in fact she wasn't even the same species. Bloody red panda.We still slept together, of course, and I have to admit that she was great in bed considering that she was a red panda, and I'm a human, but we didn't see each other again.I also hear that Thunderbird looks more like a pigeon in real life, and has avian flu.
Closed AccountAug 14, 2006
wtfwowthese ff ppl seriously need to cool it
webcrumbAug 14, 2006
There are still geeks who are Firefox virgins?
brainwipeAug 15, 2006
The Geek will Inherit the Earth.