dotpenn.com — Following news that Radovan Karadzic easily mixed in with an urban population using a simple fake beard, the Federal Bureau of Investigation believes that Osama Bin Laden is now using fake glasses, mustache and nose to shake international authorities.
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jontalismanSep 6, 2008
I've heard that every Islamic terrorist must now undergo exhaustive training in stage makeup thanks to the criminal genius of Osama Bin Laden.
metapopSep 6, 2008
bin laden has never even been charged with the 9/11 attacks. look it up.
scotttech1Sep 6, 2008
wouldn't it make more sense for them to say he shaved his beard...imagine him with a handle bar mustache and a mullet? eww I take that backbut seriously I bet Charlie Chaplin or the 3 stooges could catch him. or he might be dead, maybe they should be looking for two guys walking around holding up a guy wearing sunglasses and dancing whenever music plays ....anyone, anyone?That would make for one wacky movie
jmajSep 6, 2008
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. -Groucho Marx
harrypowersSep 7, 2008
I thought all impious zealots, wear glasses to avoid questions, (cough, Sarah, cough)
maxtangentSep 7, 2008
He denied it before he confessed to it. So, you believe him when he confesses, but not when he denies?Why would you take anything a terrorist says at face value anyway?
gettaratNov 24, 2008
bin laden has never even been charged with the 9/11 attacks. look it up.<a class="user" href="http://applebeesmenu.org/">http://applebeesmenu.org/</a>