cracked.com— Anyone with functioning male genitalia has, at some point, seriously considered growing a moustache. This is one of many reasons why women suspect all men are at least semi-retarded.
Aug 22, 2009View in Crawl 4
i've got the same problem, but in my case it is exacerbated by a shaving accident.i've got a babyface, so now i keep a reverse goatee and i'm trying to grow a fu manchu.no, it does not help with the ladies :/
While most women don't seem to like facial hair, the ones who do are quality women. It takes longer to find one of them, but it's worth the wait. Of course, if you're just trying to get laid, and not looking for an actual relationship, then perhaps the moustache is a bad choice.
Facial hair is certainly not an indication of lax grooming. I mean, sure, some people grow beards because they're too lazy to shave, but, maintaining facial hair and keeping it groomed so that it actually looks good (as opposed to a tangled mess of hair) takes a fair amount of work. I'd argue that guys with facial hair have to pay more attention to personal hygiene than clean shaven guys precisely because facial hair can make you look like a total slob if you don't take good care of it.Aside: Moustache is also the Canadian spelling.
lucaskaneAug 23, 2009
Ignore part 6 guys.. it really ends with 5
drt23Aug 23, 2009
That's what she said.
patburke1980Aug 23, 2009
ha, you said loading.
haz3rdAug 23, 2009
Manly March.
evw2kAug 23, 2009
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bschonecAug 24, 2009
Bocka-chicka-wow-wow.....
siszamAug 24, 2009
Be happy that you don't have to shave every day. Once you start shaving you're a slave to it.
zer0nixAug 28, 2009
i've got the same problem, but in my case it is exacerbated by a shaving accident.i've got a babyface, so now i keep a reverse goatee and i'm trying to grow a fu manchu.no, it does not help with the ladies :/
asniderAug 31, 2009
While most women don't seem to like facial hair, the ones who do are quality women. It takes longer to find one of them, but it's worth the wait. Of course, if you're just trying to get laid, and not looking for an actual relationship, then perhaps the moustache is a bad choice.
asniderAug 31, 2009
Facial hair is certainly not an indication of lax grooming. I mean, sure, some people grow beards because they're too lazy to shave, but, maintaining facial hair and keeping it groomed so that it actually looks good (as opposed to a tangled mess of hair) takes a fair amount of work. I'd argue that guys with facial hair have to pay more attention to personal hygiene than clean shaven guys precisely because facial hair can make you look like a total slob if you don't take good care of it.Aside: Moustache is also the Canadian spelling.
asniderAug 31, 2009
And too lazy to add that second "o" to the word, "too," I see.