telegraph.co.uk— An escaped prisoner, Craig Lynch, has set up a Facebook page and is using it to taunt police by posting messages about his whereabouts.
Dec 22, 2009View in Crawl 4
This guy is not very smart. He escaped at the END of his 7 year sentence. LOL.He better enjoy that steak, because he will get another 7 years when they catch him.
From Wikipedia:Category D prisoners are those who can be reasonably trusted not to try to escape, and are given the privilege of an open prison. Prisoners at 'D Cat' (as it is commonly known) prisons, are, subject to approval, given ROTL (Release On Temporary Licence) to work in the community or to go on 'home leave' once they have passed their FLED (Full Licence Eligibility Dates), which is usually a quarter of the way through the sentence.Idiot.
I can see it now...CLL (from FaceBook): Well, I offed meself, so stop looking for me policePolice (looking at FaceBook): Darn it! We'll never catch him now!
eatingtheroadDec 22, 2009
What......an.......idiot!
timmymacDec 22, 2009
I'm pretty sure that his mind is pretty simple also.
misterparryDec 22, 2009
I feel like I'm watching the police chase video shows, I almost want the bad guy to get away but know its better if he doesnt.
xmykroDec 23, 2009
This guy is not very smart. He escaped at the END of his 7 year sentence. LOL.He better enjoy that steak, because he will get another 7 years when they catch him.
mikeservDec 23, 2009
From Wikipedia:Category D prisoners are those who can be reasonably trusted not to try to escape, and are given the privilege of an open prison. Prisoners at 'D Cat' (as it is commonly known) prisons, are, subject to approval, given ROTL (Release On Temporary Licence) to work in the community or to go on 'home leave' once they have passed their FLED (Full Licence Eligibility Dates), which is usually a quarter of the way through the sentence.Idiot.
lavarockDec 23, 2009
Seven of them.
tgc1Dec 23, 2009
JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING!
williamfrDec 23, 2009
LOL on several levels - 1. Why isn't FB shutting it down? Maybe to help police track his IP?
Closed AccountDec 23, 2009
I know where he is! He's in the city where Galileo made his famous invention, the telescope!
macparrotDec 27, 2009
I can see it now...CLL (from FaceBook): Well, I offed meself, so stop looking for me policePolice (looking at FaceBook): Darn it! We'll never catch him now!
timmymacJan 26, 2010
Dumb enough to not just shut up and enjoy freedom.