news.nationalgeographic.com— A Galápagos volcano is spewing lava for the second week in a row—changing the geography of the chain's largest island, experts say.
Jun 9, 2008View in Crawl 4
"In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel and made this. retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin' butt sex with a fish-squirrel!"
News Flash: Rain in Iowa causes flooding, locals notice blue substance described by one man as "Ice, but only liquididier". Our local news team is on-site to watch the blue substance "flow" into the city. Local officals say global warming due to excessive cow farts is to blame.
If you make the right Google query, you'll find that the UN Commission on Protection of Geological Processes issued an eruption license to Galopagos Volcanic Lands Agency back on April 14th. Neither the Bush administration, nor the British, nor the Chinese opposed it. The Imam of Patagonia placed Allah's blessing on the volcano. .... So, let 'er rip!
stvalentinoJun 10, 2008
No one can Predict, what is NEXT....!!
narcowskiJun 10, 2008
Lakes are awfully forgiving - make it a volcano.
mrsmegzJun 10, 2008
"In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel and made this. retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin' butt sex with a fish-squirrel!"
hudey123Jun 10, 2008
And in other news, playing too much video games... uh... doesn't leave you enough time to... uh... do OTHER stuff. Film at 11.
dafunkmonsterJun 10, 2008
I think the more appropriate question is...why do you love them? Hmmm?
foxbuntuJun 10, 2008
News Flash: Rain in Iowa causes flooding, locals notice blue substance described by one man as "Ice, but only liquididier". Our local news team is on-site to watch the blue substance "flow" into the city. Local officals say global warming due to excessive cow farts is to blame.
tx972Jun 15, 2008
If you make the right Google query, you'll find that the UN Commission on Protection of Geological Processes issued an eruption license to Galopagos Volcanic Lands Agency back on April 14th. Neither the Bush administration, nor the British, nor the Chinese opposed it. The Imam of Patagonia placed Allah's blessing on the volcano. .... So, let 'er rip!