theonion.com — Haha - At approximately 4:20 p.m. EST, the sun began to lower from its position in the sky in a westward trajectory, eventually disappearing below the horizon. Reports of this global emergency continued to file in from across the continent until 5:46 p.m. PST, when the entire North American mainland was officially declared dark.
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zyphonFeb 18, 2008
I personally find the comments on Onion submissions funnier than the articles themselves.
comatoriumFeb 18, 2008
Night - The original daylight saving time.
Closed AccountFeb 19, 2008
DIGG CEMETERY II !
muartyFeb 20, 2008
if it were the end of the world it should have ended already the article is from 2006
Closed AccountFeb 20, 2008
Um sorry forgot to add
coolyerjetsFeb 21, 2008
Theories of a spinning earth to explain the phenomenon have led to critical shortages of hammers and nails as concerned citizens rush to secure their belongings to the ground before all loose items begin to spin off into outer space. Critics charge the rumors are part of a subversive marketing ploy fabricated by a rogue senior executive at Black & Decker.
rspeedFeb 21, 2008
Idiots, all of you!
tntbassFeb 21, 2008
4 comments on the front page not buried = awesome
purplehaze420Feb 22, 2008
Diggdownathon!