theonion.com — In an announcement with grave implications for the primacy of the species of man, marine biologists reported Monday that dolphins, or family Delphinidae, have evolved opposable thumbs on their pectoral fins."I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, 'Holy f**k,'" said Dr. James Aoki. "That's it for us monkeys."
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Closed AccountSep 13, 2008
It has taken me almost 30 seconds to understand that I was on theonion.com
imtruckingusaSep 13, 2008
We can only hope and pray that they only sell TUNA that is HUMAN SAFE
synthoidSep 14, 2008
In Soviet Russia, Dolphin Overlords welcome you!
sonicriftSep 14, 2008
I hate that Digg River doesn't show the source. Had to wait to get home from work to actually read the article. What a letdown!
hurtcoutureSep 18, 2008
right up there with "Amish Give Up, Saying 'This Is Bulls**t'" or Obama's "Black Man Asks Nation For Change" Too brilliant.
kellenvhOct 13, 2008
Perhaps one of them could run for president of the U.S...