collegehumor.com — Vampires and mortals are forbidden from making love. Unless she's into kinky stuff. Mar 30, 2009 View in Crawl 4
htomsirveauxMar 31, 2009
I'm not sure how anyone with testicles or a brain stem could like that movie. I'll presume that you have neither
darksoulMar 31, 2009
I highly doubt your married or even have a girlfriend but nice try though....
zinkfloydMar 31, 2009
what's wrong with saying anal?
ngmcs8203Apr 1, 2009
Sorry, I don't follow internet meme's as well as those 10 years my junior seem to.
njankApr 2, 2009
no... the superspeed comes with superendurance. It would just be a case of superfriction. Good thing they have the near-invulnerability.
pahoolApr 6, 2009
I would of too.
thisispeaceApr 17, 2009
Dugg for the end.
jonwebdesignJun 21, 2009
How could they. I get my twilight news here. <a class="user" href="http://www.twilightdisorder.com/news/">http://www.twilightdisorder.com/news/</a> they had nothing about this.
cullensgirlAug 8, 2009
No he wasn't. You probably haven't read them. Edward never hurt her, when he could've crushed her skull with a little pressure. SOrry, Twi-nerd moment :/
ahollywoodtaleOct 15, 2009
LOL @ you thinking this isn't a parody!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
resdanSep 24, 2010
I saw this sex scene it really cool. but I found some much better celeb sex tapes here: http://sex-legion.com
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htomsirveauxMar 31, 2009
I'm not sure how anyone with testicles or a brain stem could like that movie. I'll presume that you have neither
darksoulMar 31, 2009
I highly doubt your married or even have a girlfriend but nice try though....
zinkfloydMar 31, 2009
what's wrong with saying anal?
ngmcs8203Apr 1, 2009
Sorry, I don't follow internet meme's as well as those 10 years my junior seem to.
njankApr 2, 2009
no... the superspeed comes with superendurance. It would just be a case of superfriction. Good thing they have the near-invulnerability.
pahoolApr 6, 2009
I would of too.
thisispeaceApr 17, 2009
Dugg for the end.
jonwebdesignJun 21, 2009
How could they. I get my twilight news here. <a class="user" href="http://www.twilightdisorder.com/news/">http://www.twilightdisorder.com/news/</a> they had nothing about this.
cullensgirlAug 8, 2009
No he wasn't. You probably haven't read them. Edward never hurt her, when he could've crushed her skull with a little pressure. SOrry, Twi-nerd moment :/
ahollywoodtaleOct 15, 2009
LOL @ you thinking this isn't a parody!
ahollywoodtaleOct 15, 2009
HAHAHAHA!!!!
resdanSep 24, 2010
I saw this sex scene it really cool. but I found some much better celeb sex tapes here: http://sex-legion.com