uniformvelocity.com — While leading an administration completely detached from reality, be it regarding Katrina, the Iraq war or any scandal in between, George W. Bush wishes to continue the delusion through his exit from office and his impending legacy.
Nov 30, 2008 View in Crawl 4
allheretruthDec 1, 2008
That article was pointless...how did it make its way to digg?
Closed AccountDec 1, 2008
"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished. "Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote."But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a s**tty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes."On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans, our retirement funds, our treasury and our savings. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side."So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' I mean you are a complete and utter failure. The fact that 23% of this country still support your failed policies is whats amazing. Your supporters cheer you on like a failed football team, but this isnt sports Sir. The damage you have done will effect generations to come. You have failed at EVERY single thing he has done. Period. From failed businesses to pre 9/11 warnings, to the deficits, to tax cuts, to the environment, to the constitution, to trade gaps, to everything. You are without doubt the biggest failure ever to hold office. Future historians will ponder how this was so....and every text book will show that chimp face with that evil, snobby grin on it....future pupils will nod their head in disbelief and pity. Your legacy will be being known as having the lowest approval ratings of any second term prez in history and I am sorry I had to live through it.
mtnmusicmanDec 1, 2008
He's not smart enough to make a good judgement.
jenniferinmoDec 2, 2008
Because it was under his administration that we "declined" to be a participant in the world court. So, tragically the World Court's jurisdiction can't touch him.
humanerrorDec 6, 2008
Where is this from? It's awesome.